Seeing that we are all a funloving bunch willing to share our opinions, I was thinking that if Racerx can name her boobs, why can’t I name my nipples? They deserve recognition for all the years they’ve stuck with me (and to me). So I am soliciting suggestions, preferably with a hip-hop twist (pun intended). For clarification, I am a Y chromosome (boy for you non-scientific types) with virgin nipples (i.e., not pierced, although they have been twisted, pinched, kissed, licked…and propositioned once).
How about Puff Daddy and Notorious B.I.G.?
Sir Twist-A-Lot and Tone Lick?
LA Dream Team?
And if you’ve named your nipples, what are their names?