Name racerx's boobs

Hootie and Blowfish

[Lurch]You Rang?[/Lurch] :D:D:D:D

Nipsey and Tipsey

Pinky and Pointer

Rolleyes and Wally (that’ll keep the Chief away - he hates smilies)

I’ve always been fond of the appelation “Mighty Righty” and “Hefty Lefty”, m’self.

** padeye** while i’d like to think that mine are of gog and magog fortitude, realistically, they aren’t. but i’m not real fond of the tubbie idea either.

** Mermaid ** sorry. just didn’t strike my fancy.

** Clucky ** i tried to figure yours out, but couldn’t.

** Laz ** i’ve never been a big fan of Archie stuff. prolly because i read the “christianized” version growing up. and they sucked.

** oldscratch ** i don’t need pills. do i?

** Upham ** i have another idea for a tattoo around that area, i just can’t afford it yet.

** impunha ** who say’s they cant see em?

** Bob (of the three legged variety) ** i like this idea.

** Elvis ** i like tit for tat too, but i’m sure it’s been done.

** Fletch ** eh. not really any better than lefty and righty.

** Tommy ** i’m a red head.

** DRY ** your idea is the greatest, except they need individual names because i often refer to them individually. as in, lefty hurts today.

** kabbes ** yeesh. no.

so. unless there are no better submissions. the new names will either be spritle and chim chim or wichita and fargo.

I expect either royalties or a front-n-center seat at the christening. :smiley:

Betty and Boop.

Thelma and Louise.

Edwina and Bettina.

Upper Peninsula and Lower Peninsula.

Haiti and Dominican Republic.

Ashley and Mary-Kate.

Pinky and The Brain.

In support of my nomination:

“Hon, don’t neglect Chim-Chim.”

C’mon, wouldn’t that be great when said in the sack, x?

Calvin & Hobbes

Everyone needs pills racerx… everyone
and me? I’m just stuck on the big black side of things…

Here are some of the lyrics from their song… racer x
Regular guy, Rex got a need
Rex, Racer X
Brother of Speed, brother of Speed, brother of sex
Shut up, Pops
Rex, Racer X

Just a man in a car, Racer X got a need
The Mach Five – I need a little more speed
He’s just a regular guy Racer X got a need
Come on, Pops – I need a little more speed
Just a goddamn job, just a goddamn job, just a goddamn job, just a goddamn job
Just a goddamn job when you’re hauling Trix
Just a goddamn job, Rex needs his fix
OK!
OK
Rex is the man
He’s the brother of sex
Aw, shut up Pops
Here’s to Rex, Racer X
OK
so… anyway. damn it… that’s my vote

Huey and Louie.

Where’s Dewey?

Where indeed.

If you link 'em with the right jewelry, they can be the Wobbly Chain Gang.

The Pointer Sisters?

I’m sure a few of us would foot the bill if we could watch:D.

nah. i’d like to get a picture of the auryn (from Neverending Story) with the phrase “Do what you wish.” :wink: Neverending Story is my fav fantasy book, and i love that phrase and i think i’d be great between the breasts, a little above or below them. like i’m wearing the pendant.

“Do what you wish” tatooed above or between your breasts?!!

Where were these chicks when I was 18?

I guess your second tatoo will be in your pubic region and will read, “Lick before you stick”?!!

:eek: I think i’m falling in love with racerx… j/k :smiley:

[hijak] I think i want a nine-dragon tatoo, that would rock [/hijak]

sex and violence,
broccoli!

Hakuna and Matata

(sp?)

racerx, the barmaid at my local hangout has bluebirds tattooed on the upper hemispheres of her orbs. They’re just high enough that you can see them when she wears a low-cut t-shirt.

I’m not suggesting you should do the same, but maybe it’ll give you some ideas. “Bilateral symmetry” should be your watchwords, I’d think.