^Dream on. I wishi it were so, but they will never accept the truth.
PO[DEL]TU[/DEL]S Trump.
A London tabloid referred to the Queen’s visitors last week as “The Mar-a-lago Hillbillies.”
That’ll get 'em where it hurts. They plainly aspire to be “America’s Royalty.”
In actual fact, as that astute tabloid writer has divined, they are America’s Slack-Jawed Parasitic Freeloaders.
“Napoleon Boneyspurs” works on at least two levels.
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
the Dumbass in Chief
Es como Naranjito con peor pelo. (He’s like this mascot, with worse hair). Also heard him called Butanito without the speaking ability (originally this was a nick for a famous sports radio reporter, but eventually someone came up with the drawing).
Eat-y Amin
Courtesy of our illustrious president, his new name, Ttump.
Ok, I think we have a winner, thanks to Chrissy Teigen: President Pussy Ass Bitch!
Or for NSFW concerns, I like what Seth Meyers tossed off last night in the middle of his Closer Look segment: “this sweaty weirdo.”
Lots of good ones already, but I haven’t seen this yet: John Barron-Miller.
I like that one because a) it’s not obviously offensive/pejorative, but b) anyone who gets the reference has already acknowledged his vanity, venality and dishonesty, even if they want to defend him. A little insult-judo, if you will.
“David Dennison,” also useful at times.
In a move to save pixels and do its bit to conserve energy, the White House will soon announce its plan to change the traditional acronym POTUS to the more economical POS.
Shambolic Choad
Someone on the Twitter Freudian-typo’d this: POUTS.
There was much rejoicing.
Taliban Trump for his intentional demolition of the Bonwit Teller entrance despite offers to save it. I doubt it would get much traction outside of NYC but a Google search shows that it’s only been used once so far in the context of destroying artistic monuments so at least it’s novel.
I haven’t read the whole thread, but I agree Agent Orange is good. My own idea had been “the False Donald” for its aptness and its historical pedigree (though I have long been sick of “the Donald”).
Has “Cheeto Corleone” been used yet?
With the betrayal of Syrian Kurdistan, I’ve settled on Taliban Trump. It’s more euphonious than “ISIS Donnie” and still references the Bonwit Teller/stone Buddhas connection for those who care.
Oh, I certainly care. The Bonwit Teller Debacle is probably the first time Donnie appeared on my radar (the 1970s material where he and his rat-gnome of a poppa refused to rent their shitty housing to th’ Negroes didn’t really make the national news).
And I’ve loathed the pussy ass bitch ever since.