The Vulgar Boatman.
Itty Bitty Hands ISIS Idjit sounds good enough.
I seem to have missed this one. I’ve seen “CFSG” several times, and still don’t know what it means or refers to. Google didn’t help.
Somebody fight my ignorance here please.
Crap Flinging Shit Gibbon.
I just saw this one online today: Hair Furor.
Okay, Monty, got it now! TYVM.
Iggorance fought!
Or perpetuated. Isn’t it Cheeto-Faced Shit Gibbon?
That was my understanding also.
Let us agree, in the spirit of peace and harmony, to embrace both versions—each, in its own way, equally descriptive and valid.
Fuck a l’Orange.
Putin’s Butt Boy
Adolf Twitler
Arschlochmund
Benito Cheetolini
Brokeahantas
Captain Bone Spur
Cheeto McTwittershits
Idiot Amin
Metamussolini
Aw shit, there are too many to pick just one.
Impotus
Here’s a new one (bold/underline added by me):
The Mooch predicts Trump will resign if top-level witnesses are compelled to testify; calls Trump “scoundrel number one”.
Just occurred to me to wonder: If SCOTUS rules that some or all those guys have to testify, and Trump instead resigns to prevent that, and Pence becomes president, I wonder if they might be compelled to testify anyway (sooner or later), and if their tales will plainly incriminate Pence too.
EC*45
I agree that it’s likely that Pence is implicated in the Ukraine scheme, to one degree or another. But I suspect that a weary nation will simply decide to give him a pass.
I wouldn’t like it, but to see Trump gone off to live in his new golden palace in Riyadh, never again to darken our towels, would be so pleasing that I could live with Pence skating.
President Starchy Bunker