I know The Dope has come up with some seriously brilliant names for el-presidente, but I came across another one a day or so ago, and was just itching to share it.
The Count of Mostly Crisco.
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Ever since he demonstrated his affection for Latinos with his border wall announcement, I have referred to him as el donald. When he once said he would capitalize however he felt like, I have used exclusively lower case.
Rip van Simple owing to his shallow intellect and his tendency to fall asleep in public.