(Native) American Graffiti - A West Texas MMP

Some things REALLY PISS ME OFF!

First of all, I sent off my monthly specials email. I immediately got three bounced emails from clients who have been let go and, thus, their email accounts have been deleted. One of them was a pretty good client, too. :frowning:

And then, I tell my mom that a friend of TVMan is going to come to the house this week to help us get rid of some stuff (list on ebay, craigslist, etc.) and my mom wants to know how much he’s going to charge. Yes, I know that in a normal world that might be a relevant question. However, what you have to realize is that our house is so crowded with SHIT that there’s only one clear exit out of the house on the main level. You just can’t get to the other doors. WHO CARES HOW MUCH HE CHARGES?? Wouldn’t it be better to just get rid of the crap then have to live like this?

Yes, I know we could put it on ebay, etc. on our own. But the thing is, we never do! Even if this person only helps us get rid of 1/3 of the crap that we have, we’ll be so much better off.

Forgot to mention that we have the classic hillbilly driveway, too. A car up on blocks that we use to store more crap in!!

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. Gotta go get some brekkies and purtify for work soon. Thus starts another real week for me.

gotti I hear ya! All I heard at work yesterday, while on overtime, was how much is needed right now. I guess it’s good to be busy but I am not gonna overtime everyday.

CutiePie just do it and get rid of it, I say. I need to do some gettin’ rid of stuff myself, too.

Have a safe trip FCD! He may run into a buncha rain on I95 through Jawja at least.

More rain today. Yay! Muppet unfortunately it all appears to be headed east/northeast towards the Atlantic. Looks like we could get rain for the next three to four days, too.

Ok, brekkies and purtification.

Later Y’all!

Blurf. I need more tea.

morning all, up and caffeination in progress here as well. More tea headed towards BooFae, although I can’t guarantee it’ll still be warm after crossing The Pond! I think I actually was awake before Mr. Swampy today, because I’ve already purtified and brekkied. :smiley:

After today it will be two down, three to go!

Good idea, but Location field isn’t wide enough to hold any meaningful version of this and “(Tel Aviv)”, which I would like to keep up there as a “real” location. :frowning:

Having actually finally read the OP – great reunion story, and great pictures, Rebo! Of course for us a mini-reunion means driving 45 minutes (for the most distant member.) And a full reunion would involve 3 continents…

Muppet, if it’s any consolation, it hasn’t rained here since early May and won’t rain until, likely, early October. It’s a fixture of the climate here…

**Gotti **-- but were the helicopters black!? :eek:

So, butt-picking and The Vast Conspiracy To Piss Me Off (TVCTPMO) have entered the mainstream MMP lexicon.

[Monte Burns]Excellent…[/Monte Burns]

Day 2 of Court Call. Rumor has it that the trial started yesterday.

Blurfs for everyone.

Must. Forage. For. Brekkies.

Blurf. We had company last night and it is just way too early for normal humans to be out of bed.

This friend of ours needed help with her car yesterday, and Mr Rebo graciously fixed it. He is the bestest Mr Fix-It ever! So I invited to stay for dinner, and much alcohol was consumed while we watched our new DVD of Live Aid.

Blurf. Need more coffee…

Wow still on page 1 on Tuesday! We need to get more chatty!

The road construction outside of our office is creating traffic nightmares. Mostly 'cause they have absolutely no ability to manage traffic. At 8:00 a.m. when everyone’s coming to work, they stop the inflow traffic to allow about 5 cars to go out in about 2 minutes. They could have let 15 cars go in during the time they were waiting for 5 cars to go out! Good grief. During rush hour, let the going-to-work traffic go first! Yeah, the outflow traffic might have to wait a little bit, but it’s better than the huge backups they were causing on the highway as well as on the access road. Grrrr.

Getting my hair done. Cut, color etc. Mundane enough?

:smiley:

The rain dance worked! It’s raining pretty good right now. Yay!

Still no rain here. Just cold and cloudy.

:mad:

On the plus side, I just scarfed down some homemade cherry clafouti I had left over from last night’s dessert. No justification needed - it’s just pancake batter and fruit in a cakelike form, after all… perfectly acceptable brekkie. :slight_smile:

I also made a pesto with garlic scapes from the farmer’s market, which I tossed with bowtie pasta, chunks of grilled chicken, sauteed mushrooms and wilted spinach. Seriously good, though I used up all the pesto on the one dish… hopefully the market will have more scapes on Saturday so’s I can make a jumbo-sized batch.

No rain here either, and we really need it. What sucked was all the cool, overcast weather last week with no rain. Rain is good. Cloudy weather without rain is not good.

The power went out here at work for about 1/2 an hour this morning. On the upside, that means time to sit around and chat with coworkers. On the downside, we all had various amounts of unsaved work that we lost. Boo.

The pesto & pasta sounds fantastic, Muppet!

So who’s not going to be watching the MJ funeral this afternoon? :: raises hand ::

Guess I’ve never had a mulberry before. Obviously they’re pretty tasty. What other fruit do they resemble? Can you make a pie with them? Warm as y’all are it’d be a good excuse for ice cream, not that an excuse is actually required.

The rain was nice, eh Dolores? All too brief, but nice. And they said complaining about things on a message board was fruitless.

lieu, mulberries look like blackberries, but have more of a dark reddish to purple colour when they’re ripe (with juice that stains the fingers and mouth and tongue really strongly - which is why you always pick some green berries too, to crush and remove the stains). My mother has a big mulberry tree up the back of her house and she loves to take the (berry-loving) dog up there to pick mulberries to make pie!

One day. That’s how long it took to lose my subscription.

I had a day off yesterday that I squandered by losing the cords to my external hard drive (Mountain Friend went on a cleaning spree) and staring at the notes to my abstract. I have a feeling that’s not going to be written until Thursday. Proof: I’m not doing anything to it right now. Procrastination, thy name is my own.

In the meantime, I earned my keep around here by cleaning the floors and the bathroom yesterday, picking up some groceries at the local po’ folks store, and clearing one of the many brush piles in the lot next door. I would have done more, but I brushed up against a lot more poison ivy than I’m comfortable with and I almost threw out my back moving a surprisingly heavy log. I slathered my arms with cortisone cream just in case I’m still allergic to poison ivy. My back I can’t do anything about until tomorrow night if I can convince Complicated Friend to play chiropractor for me one more time. Hopefully it won’t go out while I’m standing for eight hours tonight or while I’m driving for six hours tomorrow.

Oh man, pie and a berry-loving dog. How cool is that!

My brain seriously cannot interpret the difference between 20081116 and 20090116. I keep looking at a file that has 0116 in it and about a half dozen times now I’ve said “Oh, good, we already have the 1116 file.” NO WE DO NOT. We have the file from Jan 16. Why for the love of Og is it so difficult??

Gettings
I am exhausted.
Rebo, sounds like you had a truly great time. Here’s how my week went
Monday - normal day
Tuesday - Headless chicken day - got the car checked and oil changed, washed it, did a buncha errands, got my hair done, packed, tried to sleep.
Wednesday - I intended to wake at 5:30, overslept until 6:15; loaded the car, left at 7:30, got to Brooklyn about 8:15, Cousin got us coffee and breakfast and we were at the first bridge outtatown by 8:30. There was amazingly no traffic getting out of NYC. We stopped near Harrisburg for lunch around 12:30.
We switched drivers after lunch at about 2:45 (Crackerbarrel has that store attached) so I didn’t do my usual “let me check the gas gauge before getting back on the highway thing” An hour later, I glaced over at the console and noticed the little light blinking “feed me, dammit”, (I’d told Cousin to trust me, I know my car, I’ll pick the fueling times) We pulled off at the next exit and asked the gal at the toll booth (yes the toll booth had people - we were about an hour west of Harrisburg at this point) where the gas stations were, she said the only one was about 4 miles down the road. So we go looking - there was one closer than that, but it was closed. Kept going, got stuck for 15 minutes behind an Amish rig in a No Passing zone. We pulled into the Gulf station on fumes, remedied that and got back onto 76.
We pulled up to the hotel at a little after 6pm, inspite of the traffic made up mostly of Pirates fans heading to the game. A scooter with my name on it was waiting for me (thankfully - I’d decided at the last minute to rent one), we checked in and we followed the bellman to drop our stuff in the room.
I must pause here to hijack myself. We were expecting a third roommate, so I was concerned about the logistics of 3 people and a scooter in a standard hotel room. I didn’t have to worry. The door opened onto a decent sized alcove, perfect for parking the scooter. Off the alcove was a lav (sink & seat only). The room was HUGE: A seating area (couch, two comfy chairs (with soft cushions) and a coffee table), two beds I suspect were actually queens rather than doubles, a writing desk and chair, and planty of floor space in between all these things, then a second door we thought was the other, full bath. No, it opened onto another alcove, one side of which was a really big closet with mirrored doors, and the door to a repsectably sized full bath. Cousin and I looked at each other and said “We get our own bathrooms?!?! We LOVE this room!!!” (Apparently the hotel has only so many standard rooms, but they did not charge extra for the deluxe rooms or suites - one of our friends had a whole frickin’ apartment to herself: living room, dining room, and galley kitchen, in addition to the bedroom and bathroom)
back to the story. We got our badges and spent the next three hours greeting friends we haven’t seen in (for Cousin) a year or longer (for me in some cases, 5 years or longer). And yes, I did play poker with the boys the first night. I went to sleep around 3 am
Thursday - woke up around 11am, got coffee (the cool thing? all attendees got a huge plastic mug to carry with them all weekend since the hotel had a thing about open beverages or food outside of hospitality- so I was able to have my mega cuppa with no problem) and spent the rest of the day playing games, participating in tournaments, and schmoozing with my friends. Another poker game that was still going strong when I walked away at 2am (four people were on the waiting list for a vacant seat) I think that game finally broke at 5am.
Friday - woke around noon for more of the same, actually attended one talk (the speaker is a friend) and a Shabbat Service. More poker, less sleep.
Saturday - yet more games and gabs. The keynote speaker was Dr Demento. Some folks wnet down to the park at the point were the three rivers meet to watch fireworks - I went to play poker (big surprise).
Sunday I had plans to see some old friends who’d moved to P’burgh about 13 years ago, but first I had to say goodbye to everyone who was heading home. Then my friends meet me in the hotel lobby attached to which is a Starbucks. We chatted for about three hours, then they had to head off to a family thing. So I took a nap until I got a call from other friends, attendees who like Cousin and me, were staying the extra night to be fresh for the drive home. We had dinner at a seafood restaurant (great food - mediocre service) attached to another hotel wherein The Furries were having their annual convention. Quite an eyeful.
Woke up yesterday about 8:30, but didn’t actually hit the road until almost noon because we both had headaches. I took first shift again, drove until I felt I was zoning, swapped around Bethlehem, we pulled up at her building in Brooklyn a little after 8pm, she took all her stuff (including dozens of souvenirs - she loves playing tourist) and I drove home, I was upstairs and in bed by 9:45.
About 10:30 nature called, so I got up, walked into the “library”, and before I could sit to answer Nature, my knee buckled and I ended up on the floor. I managed to, between wriggling like a snake and butt walking, make it back to the bedroom, where, sitting on the floor with my back against the bed, I made several attempts to hoist myself up onto the bed using my upper back and pushing against the night stand. This had worked on a previous occasion but I was about 60 lbs lighter then. So, fortunately, my pocketbook and cell phone were right in the room with me, so I called 911, assured them I was uninjured, but “I’d fallen and couldn’t get up” I asked them to give the burly men my cell phone number, I would unlock my car, and they could open, and come in through, the garage. I really didn’t want sirens or doors being chopped down. About 10 minutes later (it’s now about 11:45) two burly, very good looking cops, did exactly that, helped me up so I could sit on the bed, and stayed talking to me until they were satisfied that the only thing spiking was my level of embarrassment.
But because I had sat so long on the floor with my legs staight out, all the good the Uflexxa shots did was undone. My left knee is inflammed and uncooperative - I am glad I took today off - I may have to take tomorrow also.
Great vacation, though, I’d go back to Pittsburgh it’s a pretty and very clean city with intersting touristy things to do - just they roll up their sidewalks at 11pm. If I do go back, though, one thing is certain, I WILL NOT DRIVE THERE!!!

I see that Dotty’s covered most everything there is to say about mulberries… though I use the leaves to get the stains off my hands, because green berries grow up to be ripe berries, and I wouldn’t want to waste any of those. :slight_smile: The flavour is like a very sweet blackberry, not tart at all. I was hoping there was some magical delicacy that should only be made with mulberries… but since there doesn’t seem to be, I suppose I’ll make pie and/or jam depending on how much I’m able to pick before the birds get their fill.

I can’t wait for the Michael Jackson circus to come to an end. Noisy Coworker is here today, which means her radio is tuned to the local all-hits soft rock station. Mother of Og, I’m pretty sure it’s been nothing but MJ back-to-back-to-back-to-back. All. FREAKIN’. Day.

If I have to hear “I’ll Be There” one more bloody time, I’m walking over there, grabbing that radio, and stomping on it until it’s just a mangled pile of plastic. :mad:

you need better radio stations up there in Canadia