An Australian hamburger with the lot.
Hamburger bun (grains)
lettuce
tomato
beetroot
onion (all vegetables)
meat patty
bacon (real food)
slice of pineapple(fruit)
fried egg (real food again)
cheese (dairy)
all fried except the bun (fat)
A 400-calorie snack? Your diet’s a lot more forgiving than mine, my friend. Consider me jealous.
Neither does “Pop Tart” and “Nature”…
Unless used in the sentence, “Nature abhors a pop tart.”
Perhaps, Nurture’s Perfect Food would be better, eh?
Does this burger come with an organ doner card, pechance?
/me slaps Mindfield around with a trout-shaped dictionary.
Donor.
Blood can be consumed as is, is readily available, and has most, if not all, of the nutrients needed to survive.
Nature’s a moron.
Fresh semen. Or if you don’t have a convenient source, pan-fried will do.
I believe that nature’s greatest foods has been omitted from this discussion so far.
No, nature’s a mormon. Which may or may not be the same thing depending on your religious proclivities.
Aw, shucks, missy. T’warn’t nuthin’.
Ha, I love how this respoinse was completely skipped over…until now.
All we’ve gotta do, like I said in another thread, is get it on Oprah that swallowing cures breast and ovarian cancer and we’re in like sin. Get Sisquo to sing another Thong Song type of sone on the subject and we’re entering a new Golden Age, gents!
Beer!
It is good anytime day or night. Liquid bread some say. Chilled is nice, but a warm one will do in a pinch. Goes well with everything and comes in about 10,000 flavors. I think I will make a liquid sandwich right now.
This has been linked to before, but the discussion renders it important again.
I’m willing to agree that Pop Tarts are the perfect food, but they’re also dangerous!
I once pulled a frosted strawberry Pop Tart out of the toaster oven, and accidentally got some of the browned and slightly melty frosting on my left index finger – YOW! Man, that stuff’s like napalm (except that I wouldn’t recommend licking napalm off your skin). I had a quarter-inch blister that hurt like the devil for a good half hour, and didn’t go away for days.
WARNING: eating toasted Pop Tarts can be hazardous to your health. But it’s totally worth it.
Poptarts toasted… what a revolutionary idea… what do you do while you wait?
You watch those SOB’s very, very closely.
Definitely a fire hazard.