Now that’s some interesting logic, right there. (Yes, Larry, I know it isn’t your logic, that you’re just illustrating the thought process. But DAMN!)
I canot think of how to respond, other than to laugh and shake my head. How did we manage to become the dominant species again?
Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”
“Dawn” you dumb fuck. It’s just “dawn” you get up at the crack of.
Our opposable thumbs allow us to grab other species and hump them into submission.
Our intelligence allows us to figure out which species look sluttier, and are therefore “just begging” to be humped into submission. 
huhuhuh.
You know what they say about Giraffes…
You’re just trying to goad the new mod here, aren’t you?
Hey. His becoming mod isn’t going to stop me from goading him.
That the legs go all the way up?
Woah, doing a giraffe anal would qualify as some world class porn. You could be the founder of PETA and I’d still understand if you wanted to check out that jpeg.
There seems to be an unwarranted presumption here that Mr. Horsley was the top in this tryst.
Okay… no I wouldn’t.
Hell, I’m impressed if people can walk on stilts.
I’m guessing we won some big-ass bet.
I’m guessing it was a female mule? He’d never do anything ‘unatural’ like having sex with a male one. 
He said “girlfriend.” So I think it’s possible this mule (molly?) was underage to boot.
He must want to feel such an ass right now… I mean, uh…
Probably none of it counts, because he says when it happened he was “a fool.” I expect that means it was pre-Jesus and thus doesn’t matter.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod.
So i take it his family had no sheep, right?
What makes you think we won the bet?
I’m finding the current MSNBC headline “Bush praises Georgians” a little more amusing than I usually would.