Neal Horsley had sex with a mule?!

That’s what he said…

At first, Horsley laughed and said, “Just because it’s printed in the media, people jump to believe it.”

“Is it true?” Colmes asked.

“Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”

AC: “You had sex with animals?”

NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”

NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…"

Neal Horsley?
The abortion nut? :confused:


Maybe if we just gave all the teenagers mules we wouldn’t need abortion? :dubious:

I grew up on a farm in Georgia. I most definitely did NOT have sex with a mule (or any other farm animals, for that matter).

When will these broad stereotypes disappear? Og damn! It’s about as bad as the Hollywood Southern accent. I’ve lived in Georgia all my life and never heard a real live person talk the way movies portray southern people.

The stereotype rant was in regards to Neal Horsely’s comment, not your OP, Ca3799.

You neglected to click on the link huh?

I clicked on the link. Alan says the same thing. I was just expressing my opinion. Did I miss something?

Ditto. But then maybe we just had an especially unattractive mule.

As I was saying in the other thread on this topic, I have seen some stats on this subject. (Googling…) Ah, here we go. The Master speaks:

And just to make this even more perfect, the pièce de résistance!

Remember kids: Consensual relations with members of the same sex is *evil[/]i, immoral and utterly, utterly beyond the pale!.

But if you wanna bang a horse go right ahead :rolleyes:

Nitpick: A mule is not a horse, it’s only half horse. Or perhaps a little hoarse after having been sexually assaulted by a farm boy.

Colmes should have asked Horsley if the mule noticed. (Horsely? Ya gotta be kiddin’. What are mules anyway but the product of a horse and an ass?)

Y’all ain’t fom jo-gia?

I don’t think I’d trust a mule to give oral

Hey, hey, HEY!!! A mule! Get it right. A horse would be right out.
Where do they find these people, anyway? How can anyone possibly take this frothing maniac seriously (much less back him politically) after reading that?

Must be more of them “Red State values.” :wink:

And I’m surprised nobody has riffed on the name “Horsley” already…

Horsley doing it in an ass? That’s just unnatural, evil stuff.

Uh Uh Uh Mister Kotter? Post #11?

Well, Pat Robertson is still successfully bilking the old and sick under the auspices of being a ‘Faith Healer’ even though it’s common knowledge that when his own prostate got a little funky, he eschewed the healing hand of Jesus and sought out the best secular medicine money could buy. That’s a hell of a lot worse than shagging a mule (little teases that they are), yet millions of people still revere the malevolent old bastard. Going by that I reckon the 5 or 6 people who ever tool Neal Horsley seriously probably won’t give this little incident pause for thought.

This reminds me of the twelve-steppers’ “degradation contest” that William Burroughs denigrated in Naked Lunch:

It’s a common syndrome. The worse the sin, the more value the repentance has. Exaggerate the sin, and increase the value of your salvation.

Of course farm-boys fuck animals. That emphasizes how badly they need the light of Jesus.

To suggest that people don’t naturally lust after everything that is potentially fuckable somehow devalues religion, in this twisted way of thinking.

This guy needs a nickname.

I suggest we refer to him as Kneel, Horsey!