I’m writing an essay that involves putting in one of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons. But I can’t seem to remember the exact wording at this moment. It goes somewhat like this:
Homer is talking about raising kids or some junk and says,
“TV raised me and I turned out TV”.
Is this the correct quote or is there more? Any Dopers who know, do tell. Thanks lots.
i think it was:
“Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV.”
hope that’s a little better
No beer and no TV make charmaine something something
Go crazy?
Don’t mind if I do!
According to this web site:
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF19
i second revtim’s answer. much better than mine. i concede.
it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get --Homer
“He he. losers, I paid my taxes over a year ago.”
-Homer J. Simpson
“Shut up brain or I’ll stab you with a cue-tip.”
“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”
“Every time I learn something new, something old gets pushed out of my brain. Remember when I took that wine making course and I forgot how to drive?”
“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!”
Bart: “Homer, you sure do suck tonight.”
Homer: “Yeah, suck like a fox.”
Hey, thanks for the answer Revtim and thanks for trying charmaine.
I find it peculiar and comical that people gave all sorts of other quotes too. If I put those in too, I’ll have a whole Simpsons episode instead of an essay.
Homer: I can’t fake an interest in this, and I’m an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects?
Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing.
There’s a basic biological urge to quote The Simpsons whenever and wherever possible.
“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every morning and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way!”
Homer Simpson
Amen!
“OK, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. So let’s just get this job done, and I’ll go back to killing you with beer.”
Heehee!
“Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut.”
“Twenty dollars can buy lots of peanuts.”
How so?
“Money can be exchanged for goods and services.”