Need un-nice songs for (female) ex. Dets within

Details: A friend of mine has specific ring tones for his ex wife. I cannot recall at the moment what they are ( songs I’ve never heard of, but I live in a cave.) but there were several of us trying to come up with fresh songs that she hears when she calls him.

It irritates her to no end ( deservedly so.) . Her crimes against him are grievious, documented and too long to list. (and not my laundry to air.)

All I could come up with was the polka song: I don’t want her, you can have her she’s too fat for me.

Any thing goes.

Evil Woman by ELO
American Woman (get away from me!) by The Guess Who

band name : Ugly Kid Joe
song name : Everything About You

brief quote :

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
And i, hate the beach and mountains too;
(and) I dont like a thing about the city, no, no
And i, i, i, hate the countryside too!

Semi-chorus
And i, hate everything about you!
… everything about you!

it’s a catchy tune. She’ll be insulted and yet find herself humming along

Soul Coughing did a song called Paint. It’s got an ugly, angry, sludgy sound, and the lyrics go,

I know you’re dumb as,
I know you’re dumb as,
I know you’re dumb as paint.

One of my life goals is to not inspire anyone to write a song like that about me.

Beast of Burden - Rolling Stones

Feel a Whole Lot Better - Byrds

Here’s a sure thing: Song For The Dumped by Ben Folds Five. The YouTube video is edited, but the unexpurgated version is deliciously nasty.

Huh? Do you hear the ring tone of the person you’re calling? I thought the caller heard a normal ring and the ring tone served only to annoy people within a one-mile radius of the callee. (I’ve never had a cell phone and I don’t make many calls to cell phones.)

How about Crablouse by Lords of Acid?

These are great.
Keep them coming.

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer (Mildly NSFW. Language.)

One More Minute, Weird Al.

Tainted Love - Soft Cell. Works great as a ringtone. It’s my regular one.

this is a good point. All she will hear is ring eing, unless she is in the habit of calling him from the same room.

You can’t beat Dwight Yoakum’s Ain’t that Lonely Yet

Run, Shithead, Run is a good one.

Some plans/phones allow you to choose what a particular person in your address book hears when they call you. A friend of mine has his phone set up so that I hear Green Day’s Church on Sunday when I call him, even though everyone else hears some heinous country soung.

There was a movie recently where one of the characters has his cell phone set so when his wife called it played the short theme/jingle of the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz. Dum-de-dum-de da-da, dum-de-dum-de da-da.

Harry Nilsson’s “You’re Breaking My Heart.”

Shut the f%^# up, by Cake.

“Every Time You Go Outside I Hope It Rains” -The Burch Sisters

“Thank God (and Greyhound) You’re Gone” - Roy Clark

Hundreds more like this here.