This thread would be hilarious, if not for the newsgroup alt.eunuchs.questions .
Sure, it’s a pun on alt.unix.questions … but it’s also posted to, regularly, by real live castrati!! And I don’t just mean guys who can sing in a high voice.
'Tis a rather scary place…
Irregardless (Gotcha, Drain!) to the OP, I didn’t think there WERE any more castrati…
You haven’t seen the Bee Gees lately, have you?
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
My poor Uncle Billy just wasn’t the same after that nasty McCormick Reaper accident . . .
Satan, you know music…haven’t you ever heard of Steelheart? 
(I said you know music. Not necessarily GOOD music.)
And now that I noticed it, you misspelled “whiny,” not me (I had to scroll back up to make sure). I think “castratos” means something like Castro’s version of Mini-Me, though. Hence, it’s not capitalized, because it’s smaller. I still don’t think I could get it around my rearview mirror, though. Maybe I could stack him in the cup holder.
You could slap a grass skirt on him, superglue his to your dashboard, and he’d be like a bearded hula-girl.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Drain Bead:
(1) Yep. I loved Steelheart! Well, I hated the band, but I loved that their album came out, MCA dropped them, and THEN MTV picked up the video, they started selling records, and MCA had to come back with a new, very lucrative contract to get them back! I love it when a major label gets screwed like that!!
(2) Aren’t you guilty here of posting twice in a row? The thing you complained about?
Bad Drain… 
To all of you who have decided to slam the lead singer of RUSH –
Why don’t you go play hide and go fuck yourselves!
Yeah, Byzantine’s right! Quit bashing on Rush! Geddy Lee is a great singer! She’s one of my favorites!
. . . oh. It’s a guy? Umm, never mind. You’re on your own, Byz.
-andros-
I posted once, and then noticed that I was misquoted, so I had to say something to that. Had I noticed before the first post, I would have put them together.
andros – gee, thanks! Want to take that howitzer out of my ass before it goes off again? And if I want your opinion I’ll BEAT it out of you!
Byz,
You’re not alone. Geddy is the man. Anyone who sais otherwise, is a liar, or at least someone with no musical knowledge whatsoever.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
UNIX /u-niks/: 1. computer geeks who have been surgically prevented from reproducing. etm. strange [see also DIANE’S BOYFRIENDS]
It’s a long way to heaven, but only three short steps to hell.
What is felching?
This space for rent.
Wally, you don’t really want to know.
Everybody says that!
I see it mentioned all the time, and I feel like I’m being left out.
I can take it. Be a pal and clue me in.
This space for rent.
Hardy har har.
I got pregnant by my boyfriend while on the pill and using a condom, maybe I should have named my son Jesus II. My current boyfriend doesn’t even know how to turn on the friggin computer. However, they’ve all been a little strange, so yeah, maybe you’re right.
I dunno guys, should I tell him?
>^,^<
KITTEN
Seven days of sex makes a whole week.
TELL ME! It’s driving me crazy!
This space for rent.