Okay, I found out what felching was.
The monitor was no problem. The keyboard took a little longer. Hard to clean in between the keys.
*The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.<i/>
Just testing the keys.
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Considering what he’d been through, Diane, I would have thought Houdini a good choice.
sigh
Now poor Wally is a rotten and sick pervert, just like the rest of us !! Look what you all did ! You shouldn’t have told him where to look, we could have saved his poor soul…
Well, Wally. Welcome to the Club. Wanna buy a dirty mag ?
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
I’ll tell you this, Coldfire: I’ll never be able to look at a straw the same way again.
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. Oh, well, I was warned.
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Well geeze, Wally, next you’ll be wanting to know about salad tossing and snowballing. 
Phrase for the day: TMI: Too Much Information.
BTW, good to see you posting again. I thought you’d left us for awhile there.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Eric, I do not want to know about salad tossing or snowballing. Uh-uh. Nope. Not.
I was out of town on a job. I have to go back in two weeks to install a bottle machine that’s coming from Germany.
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Alright, Drain, if no one else has the balls to get this thread back on course, I’ll do it.
I say nuts to eunuchs.
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week and at the Sands on the 22nd. Tipping’s not a city in China, folks, be good to your wiatresses. Drive carefully, now.
“I’m still here, asshole!”-Angus Bethune
Flypside said:
Well, at last somebody’s making a constructive suggestion!
No, really! alt.eunuchs.questions really is frequented by guys who have either chemically or surgically had themselves castrated. Really!
I know this is some kind of secret board thing, but will someone please tell me what felching is? I must know. I have an iron stomach.
Oh, boy, not another one. Maybe we should start a thread called “Felching a dead horse”.
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Now that’s funny. I nearly soiled my damn trousers, neuro-trash grrrl.
Once Giddy figured out that he couldn’t hit those high notes, he sounded much better.
< A major Rush fan with a sense of humor >
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Matt_mcl: Until recently, I too was like you, longing for the answer to the felching mystery. Then I found out and have rued that day ever since.
Leave it, Matt. For God’s sake, leave it alone!
There are some things better left unknown.
Speak of it no more, I beg you!
Should you succeed in unlocking this evil secret, you will never be able to look at a straw again.
It’s too late for me, Matt, but you still have a chance.
Guard your sanity! Do not pursue this dark quest!
You have been warned. I can do no more.
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Okay, I did follow up the “felching” question, and have never been quite the same since. So with fear and trepidation, I dare to ask,
What the h####'s a Prince Albert?
Queen Victoria’s consort.
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Cecil on the pros and cons of becoming a eunuch:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_058.html
(Hey - if y’all can play MPSIMS in here, I can play GQ too, right?)
Poly, a Prince Albert is a penis piercing.
Now, don’t you feel better?
Waste
Flick Lives!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>^,^<
KITTEN
Seven days of sex makes a whole week.
Sealemon88 – he can only hit those notes if someone is hitting him in the nuts!
So there, I not only got back to the RUSH issue but the point of the thread. Na Na!
(I have a sense of humor too)
Best!
Byz