The first 3 times I read that, I kept think ‘you’re my hobby’? What? Ohhhh, ‘hubby’. That makes a lot more sense.
Way to stick it to the man, wolf_meister.
Hmm, best reply to thread?
Probably this. I’m judging by the number of replies here.
IKinSpelGud
Well thank you for your comments. As I’ve said previously, I hope I can find out if I’ll become a Brat Pack member before I permanently get thrown out of the SDMB.
Well it’s too late now, he’s changed his sig line and everything. Oh well, if needs be you just have to put him on a leash.
I’m sure harmless has one
Anyways, new member initiation time:
wolf_meister: Let me see…
Brats do not condone crossing the Mods…but there ain’t nothing wrong with meeting them on their ground. You’re in!
Hot Buttered Toast: Well you can defuse arguments, attract ephebophiles, and you’re definitely within a bratty age limit…You’re in!
As for the rest of you, I had to do a little research of my own so here it is.
Ghanima:
Alright that’s two dopers who have crossed paths with Mods. But even Coldfire sees that while it was very very bad you had your heart in the right place. You’re in!
mlerose: You’re in! You got spunk, for sure.
Serious questions about, um, breaking wind
Mystery cow-orker, I pit thee!
Scariest characters in not-entirely-scary movies
Chastain86: Also in! For this:
Replace one word of a movie quote with the word “underpants”
Claurican: Hmmmmmmmmmm, in!
Would you vote for a measure to lower the drinking age to 18?
Schoolboy Arsenal
Lady Kate: For sheer vengeful thinking. In!
Lady Kate Gets Her Revenge…
Jackelope: In!
Why yes, I DO live in another dimension
What can batteries do in my pocket? Or: Help! My crotch is on fire!
As for those that remain, I just can’t see anything that signifies a brat. But the pack remains open to all, and I will be keeping an eye out for you all. Some day I will come to you, it may be tomorrow, it may be next year, it’ll definitely not be today because I’m off the net for tonight. Perhaps then, on that day you will become part of the exclusive Doper Brat Pack
What is this “furry” you speak of?
The first time I read it I read Furby (which then, yes, I do have one 
)
Is a furry edible? Where does one find a furry? Do you have a good recipe for furry brains? :dubious:
Furby’s brains aren’t edible, by the way. 
One 'o these folks.
Hey, us too! Still in the original box, even. The original box with the typo and everything. I figure we’ll wait a few more years, sell it, and then we’ll be able to put the kids through college!
Or not. :dubious:
nocturnal_tick
Thank you for accepting me into the “Doper Brat Pack”. I will try not to upset the moderators unnecessarily. By that I mean I will keep inappropariate postings moderatley under control. To phrase it another way, I think I’ll still be an official SDMB member for at least another week.
I was going to mention that I have done extensive medical research in developing the artificial appendix but I did not want my membership qualifications judged by my selfless efforts to better the human condition.
Interesting name nocturnal_tick. I had always thought (as do many other folks) that ticks were neither nocturnal nor diurnal but instead crepuscular.
Hmmmm over 1500 posts and I have never used a signature.
Let’s see if I get it right this time.
Okay, let’s try it again.
And by the way, “Happy Birthday” Harmless.
Dank! 
Okay, I made a sig to celebrate my being a Doper Brat. Oh, frabjous day!
…now if I could only figure out how to display it.
Oh, okay. Now I feel like a moron.
I’m never a brat. Never. I’m sweet and innocent, God dammit. Why does no one believe that?! And I don’t write pit threads about wanting to hard stupid old men with test booklets, no sir, not me.
But I’m a redhead like Molly “The Fungus” Ringwald, does that score me any points?
Oh sweet zombie Jesus, what a typo. Would you kindly replace “hard” with “harm”? :smack: I really want nothing to do with hardening old men. Honest.
elfkin
Who would ever think of your exhibiting brattish behavior? I’m sure your SDMB behavior has been exemplary.
I myself have always maintained an impeccable posting legacy. I am really quite surprised that I was considered eligible for the SDMB “Brat Pack”. Oh, and that’s a very nice dress you have on Mrs Cleaver.
Does that mean we now refer to our harem leader as hardless? 
I’m in. I’m not asking, I’m telling. Some of the charter inductees can vouch for me.
I have a whistle.
And I know the code.
Hey! I been lookin’ for that…
But yeah, I can vouch for him…since he knows the code.
Oh, right.
I, uh, no longer have a whistle.