Like harmless and Claire, I, too, can apply lipstick sans hands. 
photos, please?
I agree with Rufus. People say they can do something but… 
Ok, here it is, in no significant order except alphabetically, the first members to be chosen of the Doper Brat Pack are:
BiblioCat
CandidGamera
Chastain86
Hal Briston (but only if he brings kittenlm)
harmless
misstee
Really Not All That Bright
Rufus Xavier
Congratulations, you can know wear the following sig line with pride:
Honk if you’re horny.
No wait…
Official Doper Brat
Why those dopers? Simply because I know half of the list from talking in threads, and the other half from reputation. 
Ghanima, jackelope, Lady Kate, mlerose, NE Texan, P_T_, yellowval you are all still in the running. It’s just I don’t what any of you are like so until then I must deliberate (translation = I’m making you sweat) 
New task: What is your best thread? or What is your best reply to a thread?
Yay! Changed my sig and everything! 
My best reply to a thread? How about this one ?
look at posting #4 and the moderator’s reply #14.
Also, please visit my “personal page” at www.1728.com/prsnl.htm
So, if I am not banned from the SDMB it might be fun to be a member of the Doper Brat Pack.
Gimme a friggin’ break. Like I’m going to join some mutual kiss-ass club just for the…
Oh, I’m in? I guess I can drop the whole “Bender” thing now, then, huh? 
Oh, and kitten says she’s in too.
If you don’t let me in to your little “group” I’ll…
I’ll…
Oh, bite me.
:::wanders off to look at the shiny thing:::
Whoops…forgot about my best thread. Hurmmmm…lesse…
I’m currently pleased about this thread, whatever the hell it is.
I’m pissed that this thread when nowhere (twice).
This one was another that went nowhere, but that’s pretty much because of the misleading title.
Doperball was pretty cool…
The first One-Syllable Challenge was a bunch of fun.
My first Threadspotting was nice.
But my favorite was probably my first successful thread.
Wow…I’m in!!! And I didn’t even try!!
Thanks nocturnal! And thanks Hal…I’m so popular just cuz your my hubby! I knew it had to payoff sometime… 
Huh…and I was thinking that I was only asked because you’re my wife. 
Hal’s right. Someone needs to keep him under control. 
Oh…then you assigned the wrong person to that job. 
Yes, Nocturnal…I think the only option here is to not invite Hal to be in the group. There is no keeping him under control. 
Oh, and I must post again b/c I forgot to put my sig in :smack:
I would show people my Inner Brat, but I can’t find him underneath my Outer Git.
Being a curmudgeon sounds good to me, though. Can we have a lawn, so we can tell people to get off it?
So, what are we going to do? Have a party? Hang out in the library all day? What?
:o
Ok. Here it is.
It’s the “after” picture.
Face has been obscured for anonymity.

Yeah, don’t we all wish! 
Oops!
Almost forgot…
Kitty!
: huggles, snuggles, & snarfles all over the kitty until she’s blue :
x ^^
> :eek: < - meow?
HARMY!!
:: Beginning to wonder if Harmless moonlights as a furry :: :dubious:

I’m not applying to join the SDMB Brat Pack, noctural_tick. (I could never qualify). I just wanted to say how much I admire your initiative: if none of the cool clubs will let your in, then by gum start your own club.
I better use a smilie in case that little fungus doesn’t know I’m kidding. 