He’s a fucking troll…don’t listen to a word he says!
What was your major at Northwestern University? Living on the North Side?
slips on his rubber gloves and begins laying out the instruments
Welcome to the SDMB! Those straps too tight? Gooood.
Now just relax…
Regards,
Shodan
Hello there!
We require tribute.
Alcohol is acceptable currency.
Don’t listen to any of these so called “people”. The only one you need pay attention to is me.
Until then, I’ll be napping for about 9 or 10 hours. Maybe more…
Kids these days. . .
Everyone knows you should bring pie.
Welcome. . .
Checks OP again, notices capitalization and correct spelling.
OK, this may be a keeper.
Good enough! Take the second left corridor, and enjoy!
But she seems nice. Do we really want to fix that?
Poor kid will never see calamari again without PTSD…
I find it curious the OP hasn’t come back; did someone give her ice cream?
She better come back. I haven’t finished all the paperwork yet I’ve already started entering her into the system with what I’ve got.
Greetings Missyevelyn, Hope you will enjoy posting here.
You’ll get nowhere around here, with an attitude like that.
One doesn’t give people the ice cream. The ice cream makes its own decisions.
In Doperville, ice cream gets you.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Has anyone, ever, in the course of SDMB history, ever bounced in with a chirpy introductory thread (and some other rather odd threads about nekkidness and such) and actually stayed? Or is this a clear predictor of “hi thx bye” and never seen again?
The Squid is being greased in Olive Oil, & will be ready shortly.
Not if I get it first! Come to mama, little ice cream, you.
:: the ice cream shrieks and scurries into a corner ::
:: the room is shaken with the thudding footfalls of something large coming closer ::
Something large? Honestly! I’m quite petite, you know! ::Thump:: I can’t help it if I have big ::Thump::bones. Didn’t anyone teach you any ::Thump:: manners? Why I oughta…Wait…
::THUMP!::
Oh. You didn’t mean me. You meant…
::THUMP!!!::
You know, I have been putting on a few pounds lately. I don’t need all that ice cr…
::THUMP!!!::
It’s right behind me, isn’t it?
:eek:
The nice monster can have the ice cream. I gotta go. K, thx, bye!
Thanx Crow, you just made my day. Oh oh, should have whispered that…
So that’s what happened to the vat of Cockroach Cluster I lost last week! How interesting! I don’t think I’ve ever seen ice cream with that expression. It’s almost like–