New girl on the block.

Run for your ever-loving life! And don’t turn around to look, you’ll fall down.

(dreamily) Run. Yes. I think I should run.
:: shakes head ::

RUN!!!

…and all they ever found were the sprinkles and the jimmies…

Was that Ice Cream for Crow?

I’m not sure. But I’m wondering whether we should wall off that room now.

Why does this sort of thing always happen when we’re trying to impress a newbie?

^ Truth in advertising laws is my guess.

Since when have we ever advertised? There’s probably some quibbling thing about ‘survivability’ in the building code or something.

Welcome aboard, missyevelyn!

knock knock knockGuys, I think you left me in here…Guys…Ha Ha Ha, fun’s over let me out…No, stay back, Oh Crap, NONONONONO…slurm

Well. I made an introductory thread, a long-ass time ago, and it’s arguable that I stayed.

I would be more worried if she’d said something like, ‘‘You all seem like really nice people!’’

Hello missevelyn. I’m always happy to see another non-profit person. I’m slightly jealous that you live in Chicago, which is a pretty happenin’ place for nonprofits as I understand it. My husband was rejected three times from Northwestern (undergrad, grad, and graduate internship) so, you know, profound connection there.

Hi, Spice Weasel! Have you seen swampspruce? Or was it swampbear? Swamp-something, anyways. I had a question for em.