#GoatLivesMatter
[Moderating]
I’m giving you a mod note* for poor taste in chili.
[/Moderating]
[sub]*Not an actual mod note.[/sub]
And he likes well-done steak–which is why he’s perfect for the job!
And I guess Bone’s good, too. (No, really. I think he can do a good job. He seems even-keeled, and fits with the new direction in GD.)
I saw what ewe did there.
Congrats to Bone, and welcome back to the madhouse, Chronos.:dubious:
Mmmm… they still have that “new mod smell”…
Do try not to accidentally ban everyone. Again.
I heard they took him to a farm upstate where he could chase rabbits all day.
Good choices!
My name is not what you’d expect and I approve this message.
Congrats to the new mods, and good luck!
Actually your name was exactly what I expected.
Ed: Now listen, Cadet. I’ve got a job for you. See this button?
[Chronos reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ed: Don’t touch it! It’s the SDMB Bannerator button, you fool!
Chronos: So what’ll happen?
Ed: That’s just it. We don’t know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we’ll never know, 'cause you’re going to guard it. You won’t touch it, will you?
Narrator: How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to eradicate the SDMB at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?
Eh wot, the Spanish Inquisition?
NOOOOOOOooooooooooo…
Bone and Chronos HATE me … they’ve been out to get me for YEARS now … just when I’ve got all the other moderators trained properly, why would you bring in folks who are hip to my shit … do you know how hard it is to twist honest, fair, just and reliable people into my own tools of destruction?
Did we skip a few steps here … I sure as hell don’t remember giving my permission for this action … I demand a re-count … I demand a procedural review … I demand new elections … I demand ethical treatment … MAKE THIS NIGHTMARE END …
Good on ya, Bone and Chronos - congrats, and keep those hobnailed boots well-polished!
Is this where you start a “He’s not my Moderator” protest?
He’s not my Moderator …
Sounds perfectly fine to me. It ain’t chili unless it has beans. That’s what I like about Burger King’s chili dogs. They use the real thing with beans. Beats the crap out of Der Wienerschnitzel.
WAIT! I thought someone had to push the button every 108 minutes, or else the world ends! Or the squid eats the special goat. Or something, I’m not too clear on it but I’m sure it’s important…
Anyway, congratulations to Bone and to Chronos!
There’s no squid.
waves hand
There has NEVER been a squid.
Well of course not, the goat ate it.
Before it existed, I mean.
Uh. Fnord?
Cecil ftagn