I need a new screen name for Yahoo!. I’ve been using deep_thought30328 for a long time. I’ll change my SDMB screen name when I get to 100 posts. That will probably take a really long time. I like Monty Python and motorcycles. Can someone help me pic two new screen names?
Splunge!
Constable Clitoris
Mrs. B.J. Smegma
Howzabout:
sk8rixtx2
Wonderful names! But I want a few more options.
smegma?
Um… yeah 
I’ll think about Constable Clitoris
Does Smegma have anything to do with Smeg Head?
I hear “Chicken of Bristol” is up for grabs.
Ima Putz.
That way, when you go to GD, people can call you putz and not get warned or have it deleted.
Oh god, not another person I’m gonna have to explain smegma to. Ok, first question, are you circumsized?
Not this again!
Not another JDT reference . . . and we were just talking about him tonight. I explained how he got banned.
OK. For one, I’M A CHICK!!! Shall I send the nude pics to prove it?
And I know when a guy doesn’t get circumsized he gets smeg head or whatever. I heard it on Red Dwarf (I’m sure! maybe). I know it has to be nasty. I call my x-bf smeghead.
Chicken of Bristol
From Monty Python right?
This name has a good running start!
Anytime you’re ready.
Re; pics
Absolutely!!
We must have all the …information… in front of us in order to make an informed decision.
How about Chick of Bristol?
Good one! I have Chick of Bristol and Chicken of Bristol
I just need a few more. Then y’all can vote on it 
What about my e-mail name? Please make it sexy, original, and whatever else.
Ok, well, I guess I’ll explain it to you. Smegma is a natural lubrication produced underneath the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis. Happy now?
Now was that so hard? BTW, shall I send you a pic as I have with two other people here?
OOPS! You’re a chick right? I’m sorry!