NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

[Dewey_Finn]

No, it was “eats stupid food for breakfast”. See the first post here.

Stupid little crotchspawn

Really now. My parents have been, in the past few days, what is known as unusually social. This means lots of dinners with friends (okay, two dinners). Unfortunately, it also means I had to share those two dinners with the most pretentious, irritating little 11-year-old jerk I’ve ever met. I mean, I was pretty intolerable as a kid, but by the age of 11 even I’d grown out of my precocious assclown stage. Let’s list the things that irk me about him, shall we? He’s intelligent. He’s incredib…