That way, one of them gets to be an admiral!
There’s nothing about that family that’s admiralble.
Here we have it; totally true voter fraud backed up by video. Except it is by Republicans.
Pro-Trump Attorney Caught Encouraging Florida Republicans to Register to Vote Via His Brother’s Georgia Address.
Is Dan Patrick still offering that bounty for voter fraud cases? Asking for a friend…
Um, I think so. But the reward has been reduced. It’s now two Big Macs and a large order of fries. Sorry.
I’ll take it. I haven’t had lunch yet.
I don’t know if I saw it here or somewhere else but anyway,
Two Trumpers appear at Heaven’s pearly gates where they are met by God himself/herself. Whatever. The first Trumper asks God for the truth about the election. God says, “Biden won fair and square.No fraud and no cheating”. The second Trumper says, “Wow, this goes higher than we thought!”
“By the way,” God says, “you’ve gotten off at the wrong floor”. (Personal addition, not in the original)
Guy who claims that, as a USPS contractor, he drove pre-marked ballots from New York to Pennsylvania, says that ghosts have been stalking his family, no matter where they live. He even created a documentary about all of the ghosts.
PS: He’s also a drug addict and convicted felon.
Dang. Too bad for him Donnie lost. There was a Cabinet post with his name on it.
That story would be perfect if the folks behind “Law & Order” wanted to reopen the 12th Precinct.
You ever notice how most of the people with the COVIDs lean to the right? Yeah, me too. But listen, it’s not because they were righties at first. It’s actually the virus. Listen, listen. COVID-19 is a modified toxoplasma gondii virus**, that thing that affects mice and cats.
Step 1: T. gondii affects mice so they stop being afraid of cats.
Step 2: The cats eat those mice, the virus reproduces in the cat.
Step 3: ??? Something with cat poops?
Step 4: Infected mice!
Look, just think about it, okay? So like people who lean right get together, spread the COVID everywhere. They’re like the mice, man, I’m telling you. It’s not because they were Republicans, no, it’s because COVID-19 actually rewrote a portion of their brain to surpress their critical thinking ability and make them more gullible.
COVID-19 is a government plot, man. I’m telling you. They’re out using viral warfare to rewrite the political scenario! The Republicans are tampering with our brains using germs! Get the word out!
** I am not remotely serious.
More coherent than Trump’s claims about the election.
More reality-based than anything Giuliani or Powell has said for the last week.
More possible than North Korean ships transporting election ballots to Maine.
You’re going to have to try harder to be ridiculous.
So apparently Rudy ripped a big fart during the Michigan hearing today.
One of Rudy’s witnesses said that all Chinese people look alike so you can’t tell if they’re voting under other people’s names.
Best line in the article:
Giuliani didn’t respond to a message from BuzzFeed News, so we can’t tell you if he’s denying the supply.
It’s been 201 days since the House passed the $3 trillion HEROES Act, and 63 days since the House passed their compromise $2.2 trillion bill, both of which Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has refused to consider. After House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer made a massive concession Wednesday, telling McConnell they would go under $1 trillion and agree to using a bipartisan Senate proposal as the basis for negotiations, McConnell on Thursday once again rejected their outreach, doubled down on blaming them, and insisted that they should pass what he wants, and put off what Democrats want for a later date.
“Compromise is within reach,” he said Thursday morning on the Senate floor, all the while offering absolutely none of his demands for that compromise. “The solution to this impasse has been in plain sight for a long time now for anyone willing to see it,” he said, apparently meaning total Democratic capitulation to his own position.
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While he, by the way, is doing fundraisers for the Georgia Senate seats with the people he truly cares about. The ones who can cough up $25,000 per couple for dinner.
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I hate Mitch McConnell with the passion of a thousand suns. I’d like to wipe that smirk off his ugly turtle face. 
P.S. Why aren’t they wearing masks in that picture? Maybe it’s from the Before Times?
I would guess that Pompeo is imagining a glorious kick-off to his own 2024 Presidential campaign.
He’s been campaigning–on the taxpayers’ dime–since taking office:
The competition for “Most Swampy” among Trump’s appointees has been fierce. But Pompeo might just be the most corrupt (AKA likely to be GOP-approved) of them all.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/pompeo-s-elite-taxpayer-funded-dinners-raise-new-concerns-n1210746
Yeah, seven or eight would be enough for most people.
Given that T. gondii is not a virus to begin with …
I mean, I know an organism doesn’t decide to evolve to rigging mice brains to get eaten so that it can nestle in a tube of cat scat to reproduce…
But damn! Mother Nature was in a bad mood, and drunk on Her ass!