NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

As a resident of TX (unfortunately), I would like to file a suit in the Supreme Court of the US to throw out the TX atty general!!

Isn’t he under indictment for fraud?

Yeah and managed to stave it off all this time. But he stands for liberty and justice for TX!!! Gag.

As a resident of AZ, I would be pleased as punch if a bunch, or all, of the Arizona GOP died for trump. They can start dropping dead at any time.

Noite: this is not wishing death. This is wishing they get what they profess to want.

Florida police gestapo raid home of former state coronavirus data manager

Apparently, she was suspected of illegally using a state-run network to urge people to encourage safe behavior.

“I felt threatened.”

Sounds like a job for the Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad!

That whole, “Letting people vote” thing got out of hand in Georgia. Going to close down a bunch of early voting locations (just a coincidence that Biden won in those counties).

Voter purging is still in effect.

“… By Georgia law, if you move away from your district, you are no longer eligible to vote. Residents usually fill out change of address cards at the post office to verify the move. Under the National Voter Registration Act of 1993, no citizen can be removed from voter rolls unless there is reasonable evidence that the person changed their registered jurisdiction or other reasons outlined in the act. The problem is that the state, the lawsuit claims, did not use a vendor licensed by the United States Postal Service to determine if the people they pulled off the rolls actually moved. According to Palast, there are 18 eligible vendors the USPS uses to determine correct mailing addresses, none of which Georgia’s secretary of state used. Palast hired several USPS vendors to verify the state’s list and found most of the people did not move…” Bolding mine.

"… Comparatively, Palast says the state hired “some guy who lives on a golf course in Nebraska” to verify the state’s list.

After an extensive investigation, Palast and the ACLU of Georgia published their findings in September that revealed, of the 313, 243 people the state took off the rolls, 198,351 still resided at their addresses. That is an error rate of 63.3 percent,…"

Nina’d by three hours.

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!

No telling if he’s in the psyche ward or not.

I just hope he recovers in time to take over the DumpsterFire 2024 campaign reins. What could go wrong?

With any luck, everything.

Vibrational energy, don’t need masks.

Highlights:
“I don’t put life into COVID. I’m not going to wear a mask,” wypipo-tep number two said. “I never wear a mask. Ever.”

"The video—which received around 9.4 million views after it was originally posted on TikTok—opens with the Tariq Nasheed of Roseanne Barrs claiming that she and her partner in white nonsense “don’t have the vibrational frequency to host that virus.”

My hope is that they are also anti-vaxers as well.

“Damn you, coronavirus, you son of a bitch—I’ve bested you at last. Be gone!” At press time, Giuliani was shrieking and writhing on the hospital floor after realizing the inside of the incinerator was extremely hot.

He’d best get used to it.

I mean, that Onion parody is what Trump literally said. It’s completely true that you can kill the virus by injecting bleach.

https://www.expressnews.com/politics/texas/article/Texas-Lt-Gov-Dan-Patrick-has-plan-to-counter-15789335.php

As Democrats make gains at the ballot box in Texas, Republican Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is responding with his own political power play to minimize their impact.

Since 2018, Democrats have now flipped 3 seats in the 31-member Texas Senate. While that gives them just 13 seats overall, under the Texas Senate rules that is just enough to block any bill from getting to the floor of the Senate to be debated — a potential death knell for future bathroom bills, gun bills and other polarizing legislation.

But Patrick, who leads the Senate, made clear publicly for the first time on Wednesday that he’s going to push to change the rules in the Senate again to make it impossible for Democrats to block legislation from getting to the floor despite their recent gains.

“I intend to ask the Senate to vote to change the number of votes required to bring a bill to the floor for consideration,” Patrick said in a statement to the media.

Currently, Republicans need 19 members to support bringing a bill to the floor to get it voted on. In 2019, there were 19 Republicans in the Senate, which allowed the GOP to bring anything to the floor as long as they stuck together. But with State Sen. Pete Flores, R-Pleasanton losing re-election, the Republicans are down to 18 seats.

Here is the “reasoning”:

It’s not the first time Patrick has turned to changing the rulebook to outmaneuver Democrats. In 2015, Patrick changed the previous rule because it had required 21 votes to get an item to the floor. That threshold had been in place since 1947. Patrick said they changed it to 19 to make sure Democrats didn’t essentially have veto power over the Republican agenda, which he says Texas voters have backed by virtue of giving Republicans majority control since 1997.

“Texans reaffirmed in the 2020 election that they support conservative candidates and conservative policies and I am committed to again moving a conservative agenda forward,” Patrick said.

…so let’s negate votes for Democratic candidates. Right.

:woman_facepalming:t4:

“The call Texas ‘The Lone Star State’ because that’s its Yelp rating.” – Sheldon Cooper

Guffaw.

Ooh I need a T shirt with that on it!

106 Republican members of Congress have signed on to the Texas suit to overthrow the election.