NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

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Carlson, who snidely compared Biden to “Dr. Pepper” and “Dr. Bill Cosby” earlier this week, tore apart the 2006 academic paper that presumably earned her a doctorate in education from University of Delaware.

Carlson also gleefully pointed out mathematical errors in her paper, a purported copy of which can be seen here.

My bold.

I’m guessing at the time of this article, the copy Tucker linked to had not been verified or debunked as the actual dissertation.

Don’t you miss the days when the First Lady inspired national pride with naked photos of her fingering her pussy and licking another woman’s twat?

I remember how proud I was when the GOP openly welcomed a woman raised her first 24 years as a Communist, under Tito nonetheless, as First Lady.

Wait. Are we talking about the same FLOUTS, Thelma?

From FLOTUS & POTUS to FLOUTS & POUTS. Perfect. :ok_hand:

Rand Paul demonstrates why he had to start his own ophthalmology certification (blackjack and hookers optional):

“I’m very, very concerned that if you solicit votes from typically non-voters, that you will affect and change the outcome.”

24 years under Tito? Tito died when she was ten.

She’s lying about her age.

Yeah, I know I’m late to the party. Sue me.

Now, how does this affect various people’s stance on Section 230? If Trump gets his way and Section 230 is removed / voided / whatevered, you will see Parler’s rules change SO FAST, once they know they’re on the hook for what people say and do on their platform. "We can be prosecuted? Screw free speech! "

One of the advertisers on last night’s Fucker Carlson show is reevaluating their relationship after he called DOCTOR Jill Biden illiterate.

I can’t imagine what advertisers are still buying on Tucker’s show, considering all the garbage that’s surrounded him this year.

A Wyoming state legislator welcomed the naming of the state’s first black county sheriff by emailing him a gif from Blazing Saddles with the caption, “Where the white women at?”

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple Republicans. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Maybe he’ll send an apple pie as an apology.

Illiterate (if that were even the case): Bad. Speech Plagiarizer: A-OK.
And literacy is not an issue if a Republican so-called president struggles with it.

I’m surprised he didn’t send Gabby Johnson’s announcement, though Gabby kept getting interrupted by that bell.

Along with fried chicken and watermelon. He’s just being nice. The blacks like those, don’t they?

This scene.

I remembered the scene right after I hit Reply, but I liked my level of snark.

This dumbass watched Blazing Saddles and never realized that people like him were being mocked, didn’t he?

More likely he’s never seen Blazing Saddles. Comedy is hard work for the intellectually-challenged; they tend to stick to Michael Bay movies and Red Dawn.

Anti-black GIFS abound on the sort of social media this Wyoming specimen probably peruses (and GIFS that are anti-gay and anti-uppity-female and anti-most other people, too).

So the odds are that he had seen the GIF at one time and thought, yeah, just the thing to pull out if some black man tries to get above his station…

Conservatives as a whole seem to have trouble with subtext. Just look at cops adopting the Punisher logo or the playlist at Loser Donald’s rallies, or the way they think Rorschach is a hero and not a psychopath, or believing Jesus was a fan of free-market capitalism.