NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

After Smartmatic sent a cease and desist letter to Fox, Lou Dobbs suddenly is backpedaling and defending Smartmatic.

Perhaps the threat of a libel suit forced his hand?

Probably. Sidney done screwed up bad; she went beyond undermining abstract egg-head stuff like the health of democracy and threatened a corporation’s bottom line. I expect that she’s about to see what a real legal “kraken” looks like.

But is Lin Wood any better?

Here is a page from a filing made yesterday:

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You can find the filing here, at the Democracy Docket website, under the ‘read the complaint here’ link. It’s page 31:

Kind of like all those thousands of allegations of voter fraud bloviated in news conferences and press releases that vanish like snowflakes on a radiator when someone’s in court making a sworn deposition and there are penalties for lying.

Could you actually be accused (criminally) of perjury if you declared in your affidavit that you were going to lie?

[slow clap]

Honesty is the best policy, after all.

It’s so crazy it just might work!:crazy_face:

I hereby declare that no one, under penalty of law, may refer to Lin Wood on Twitter except as #PlentyOfPerjuryLinWood.

Signed and sealed this day.

Jesus H. Christ. All DumpsterFire sees on Fox/OAN/Newmax is Rudy, Lin Wood, and Powell so they must be great lawyers - otherwise they wouldn’t be on all the time, right?

Ten million other lawyers available and he’s infatuated with the three stooges. And there’s no one home at the White House to say, “Sir, those three are f*&$ing imbeciles. Only a complete idiot would have anything to do with them, Sir.”

This is theater of the absurd and 70 million cretins have been standing in line for front row tickets.

The people who would have said that have been shitcanned. So…

“But they like me. You’re not saying things that I like. You’re fake news.”

Trump’s 3 stooges lawyers have their own agenda (yes, agenda is the plural of agendum) and they’re just using Trump. He’s as dumb and gullible a mark as can be found.

Well hell, that is simply wonderful!

Today I read in the letters to the editor in the Southtown (suburban chicago newspaper):
How do you milk a sheep? Declare election fraud and ask for donations.

Stolen, but not asking for donations.

Confederate sheep no less!
(Edited to repair my hate symbolism confusion.)

The have an agenda to be disbarred and discredited?

I think their only agenda is that they are getting paid.

Presumably real - Billy Barr, financial planner, has inside information that operation ‘Devil Storm’ is underway and 200k+ indictments are ready to be served all around the world to bring down the deep state.