I outlined a couple of scenarios here (#2523) but events are evolving.
1.The Wag the Dog (WTD) theory. If we are at war, no way can we change the current leadership. DumpsterFire must remain President.
a. “I alone have intimate knowledge of the situation (that I created). Biden couldn’t step in (we’ve been blocking his briefings).”
“We should bomb Iran. They’re mooslems and black aren’t they? The Yosemites would like that. Win Win.”
“Sir, they are majority Persian, our census considers Iranian-Americans white, Aryan if you will - I’ll shut up now, Sir”
“But they’re mooslem, terrorists, thugs; right?”
“Yes Sir, we’ll get right on it. Do you want Jared or Pompeo on point?”
“Jared, can’t trust outside the family. Get me Vlad on the phone too. I need his input. Get Murdock and that Sinclair guy spun up. Just a few bombs but Fox, Hannity, Carlson will blow it up so it’s a bigly conflict. Huge. Wipe this virus right off the headlines. Enough to cancel that Jan 6th thing. Can’t have Congress meeting during war, too dangerous. That electoral school thing can wait a few years (har har har).”
- The resignation ploy.
“Sir, all the family, donor, and legislative pardons are done and signed. Your pardon from Pence is done and signed. All you need to do is resign, then Pence will pardon you.”
“I’m not really feeling this resignation thing. Might make me look weak.”
"Sir, it’s just a pretend resign. If you look at this chart with pictures; it happens like this:
Pence becomes President - remember we’re just pretending here.
He selects a new Vice President to oversee the electoral voting. No time to actually confirm - Mitch is on board. The certified electors will be thrown out and your supporters’ votes counted. You win, back in as President."
“Who’s going in as the new Vice President?”
“Your choice sir; could be Giuliani, Pompeo, Jordan, Hawley, Paxton?”
“Where’s my sharpie, I’ll write in Ivanka. She looks great, doesn’t she. I wanted her to be Vice President all along.”
“Yes sir. And the best part. The resignation thing means you technically didn’t complete your first term so you get to two more terms. Great huh?”
“Two terms, they stole my votes in 2016 and 2020. I get to run as many times as I want.”
“Yes sir, brilliant.”
I’m overthinking this I know.