Ted Cruz appeared on Fox News on Sunday, with some Words of Wisdom
As Maddowblog succinctly puts it:
(My emphasis)
Indeed. Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.
Congressman Chip Roy (F-TX) went on Tucker Carlson tonight to threaten civil war if Democrats win in Georgia tomorrow.
Time to invoke Section 3 of the 14th Amendment on these fuckers.
That, or they’ll be enrolled (whether they like it or not) in Betsy DeVos’s brother’s Blackwater operations (or whatever he’s calling the company now), and sent overseas to be cannon fodder in the war against Iran. Or wherever.
Waste not, profit more.
Conspiracy theorists are sharing a schematic for the 5G chip that is injected in you when you get the covid vaccine. It’s a schematic for a guitar pedal.
Federal judge threatens to sanction a lawyer who filed lawsuits to prevent the electoral votes from being certified Wednesday.
Greg Gianforte, the newly-elected Fascist governor of Montana, has nominated, to lead the state department of corrections, the county sheriff who refused to arrest him after he body-slammed a reporter in 2017, to which he later plead guilty.
Now I’m tempted to start circulating ominous-looking schematics of a sun lamp and label it “Government Official Proposed Inserting This Device Into YOUR BODY!!1!” The difference, obviously, is that my version is true.
Being a guitar player and knowledgeable of that particular pedal (I have a Boss multieffects unit with it being an option), this is hilarious. Particularly this comment:
This is a Boss MT-2 Metal Zone, and trust me, that ain’t curing anybody of anything, except maybe good tone.
That’s what always got me about these shoot-em-up knuckleheads. If they want to run around with guns and shoot at “others”, why don’t the just enlist? OH RIGHT! They don’t want anyone shooting back.
Pussies, the whole lot of them
Not actual worthwhile news, but still mildly amusing. And stupid.
The FUCKING PENNSYLVANIA SENATE has refused to swear in a CONFIRMED Democratic Senator because the Republican opponent has refused to concede. That’s the only “reason” they’re refusing (other than being fucking REPUBLICANS who are FOLLOWING THEIR FUCKING DEAR LEADER).
I think we may need to start a new thread, “Fascist Republican idea of the Day”, as that’s not really stupid on their part, it’s just fascist.
Well, confusing Trump for meat loaf is an understandable mistake.
What’s next?
“No we cannot actually seat you as a member of the government because your Trumplican opponent burst into tears after you won the election. Him bursting into tears is a good enough reason for us to suspect that you didn’t really win.”
Update from WaPo as MAGAts gather in the streets.
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For hours, speakers turned election conspiracy theories into winding speeches, closed their eyes to pray and shared discount codes for MyPillow, a company owned by a Trump ally.They ranted against the need for masks, vaccines and precautions against the virus that has killed more than 355,000 Americans.
“I’m going to give everyone three action steps … turn to the person next to you and give them a hug,” one speaker exhorted the crowd. “Someone you don’t know … it’s a mass-spreader event! It’s a mass-spreader event!”
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These are some fart smellers fer shure. 
It certainly is. I pity the hospitals, but these idiots are going to find out in short order that that speaker was, for a change, speaking the truth.
I wish these people could be forced to work as orderlies or something at a hospital in Los Angelos for a few weeks.
Or maybe help out at the morgue. Maybe then they’d finally understand.
Like this?
I don’t think that people who reject germ theory as a conspiracy should be anywhere near medical facilities.
That’s better, but I don’t know if I really want them near the bodies of other people’s loved ones.
Yeah, there we go.