NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Dumbass extraordinaire:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/15/politics/tommy-tuberville-inauguration/index.html

“We probably could have had a swearing-in and inauguration later after we got this virus behind us a little bit,” Tuberville suggested in an interview with a local TV station. “Again, we’re talking about Washington, DC.”

“Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way,” Tuberville said, adding: “You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”

(Bolding mine.) Good point, Senator! Let’s go back and eliminate everything done from Jan. 2017 to Jan. 2019!

Apropos of Tuberville, is anybody else plagued by a sort of mental tic that insists on translating any reference to his name into “Thomas Potatopolis”?

And if you weren’t then but are now, a la the catastrophic contagious earworm in the “Homer Price” story, my apologies.

Quote by Tuberville, not by Turek

Yep, those are the three branches all right. Good job, Tommy Potatohead!

The RW made much hay when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made the same error.

On the other hand, she was elected as only one of many Members of the House from NYS, while Tuberville is only one of two senators from Alabama. I’d expect the senators to be a bit more on the ball.

Potatotown for me.

Hey! Mr. Potatohead is a good friend of mine; there’s no reason to besmirch his good name like that.

Just curious, anybody remember this clip from Wargames?

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I start with the premise that they will always be with us and are “natural”, as in they are expressing a set of innate human traits that are strong in them: the need for a strong leader to tell them what to do/how to think, the need for simple myths, the need for identifiable enemies, and the need to physically act in support of their beliefs. What we need are productive-ish outlets for them to be themselves.

Just spitballing here, but in a simplistic view previous generations had more armed conflicts (wars, invasions, etc.) as an outlet for these type of drives. Without those avenues, it could be said that these types of individuals end up focusing their aggression “inward” into society.

So, the solution? - More real war!

Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.

“I can haz violent mob?”

“no”

They traded in Doug Jones for this knucklehead. Go, Alabama! They never disappoint my expectations of them!

Oh yeah… that’s how i hear his name in my head about 80% of the time.

Yeah, but some people are not doing their job. It is pretty clear that they are not even trying. Dragging us down, even. What are we supposed to do, fire at them?

This made me laugh way more than it should have…

Yes, even though “Potatopolis” has a nice, sophisticated sound, as Harrison Ford so famously may have said, “you can write this stuff, but you can’t say it.” I mean, I want to run it together - potatoplis, or stretch it out too much - potato~opolis. It just doesn’t flow. It doesn’t SING!

Spudbury

I got my eye on you, now.

I’ve got my eye on you now, spudboy.

Taterboro