NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Rootburg

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Russetia!

The problem isn’t that it doesn’t sing, it’s that it doesn’t pop.

Potatopopolis.

See?

Aardappelstad.

Kartoffeldorf. I think “Kartoffeldorf” works.

The Greek word for potato is “patata” (πατάτα), so I guess strictly speaking the name would render as “Patatopolis”. “Pa-Ta-TOP-olis” is how my mental tic presents it.

Which is apparently the name of a french-fry joint in Campania, Italy.

A Dethklok concert there would be Metalocalypse in Potatopopolis.

Needs vocal fry.

#HangRunning_Coach

Steve Mnuchin’s Marie Antoinette wife Louise Linton has a new movie coming out. I can’t do the plot justice other than bisexuality, eating spiders, dancing while caressing severed frozen male body parts, drugs, orgies, and so much more.

Mike Pence for President

The Lincoln project has some real talent. That was great.

That was great! I love how it ends with the fly on his head.

this one is breathtaking

The Nashville bombing was aimed at destroying a data center that held information that would reveal the fraud on the part of Dominion voting machines.

The head of the Carroll County Ohio Rs said that he did not want to talk about the guy who did, because, St. Ronnie told us to never speak ill of another R.

Their source for this is, of course, Parler. When facing criticism, they responded that the lack of evidence proves their claims.

What’s Wilbur Ross been up to lately? It occurs to me that I haven’t seen his name in the news for quite some time now.

Napping.

Lauren Boebert’s communications director has resigned after two weeks on the job due to the insurrection.

Nikki Haley:
“Time to face the harsh reality, socialist Bernie Sanders will become the chairman of the Sen Budget Committee. He has vowed to use his position to enact his progressive agenda on healthcare, climate, infrastructure spending, & cutting defense spending.”
Is she saying she opposes those things?

She’s also wrong, from what I understand, as both Biden and Sanders agreed he should stay in the Senate so as not to risk the Democratic majority.

Did I miss something? That is a Senate committee.

How would becoming chairman of the Senate Budget Committee affect him being in the Senate?