NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

You didn’t miss anything. Yes, it’s a senate committee. As for Haley, I suspect she does oppose three of those things on the list (healthcare because Republicans generally do, climate because global warming is a hoax, and defense cuts because the GOP sees the military as one of the few justifiable uses of federal spending). Not sure about infrastructure since some conservatives do support that—may just be “anything Sanders supports I automatically oppose.”

Oh, sorry. I was thinking the Cabinet position that they backed out of.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I’ve just got a mental image of Mr. M’s family reacting to this latest embarrassment. Their unusual and highly recognizable last name used to pull some weight in NY society, and now it’s trash.

It was about 3 and a half years ago, I think, that their staff manager called me to request an appointment to work on the lighting in their home.
Then, a few days later, they informed that Mr. and Mrs. wanted to be there for the early afternoon meeting.

This was unusual because even though I had worked on the lighting in the apartment since they remodeled it, I only met them once, it was an evening appointment with a lot of people around and it didn’t feel like I was visible to them ( which is typical ).

So here I am in their living room at 1PM, and they are being so nice to me and getting me a soda (with ice!) personally and making sure that I know that they don’t like Trump and are tweaked af at their son’s new job. It was epic!

And that was BEFORE he had Mike Pence officiate at his wedding ( he’s Jewish, as is his family). That was before the Fort Knox thing and before this. I don’t know whether to feel sorry for them or laugh, but since I’m laughing I guess I do.

Mnuchin is Jewish? I didn’t know that! Does Trump know that?

Trump always preferred to have Jews handle his money. It’s what they’re good at.

That damned liberal Hollywood pushing their agenda again.

Fans of the My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast–I’m getting a real Belinda Blinked vibe from the description here.

Part of me can’t wait to hate-watch this.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in that household. Whew

This is already happening.

As Donald Trump lurches through the disastrous final days of his presidency, Republicans are just beginning to survey the wreckage of his reign. Their party has been gutted, their leader is reviled, and after four years of excusing every presidential affront to “conservative values,” their credibility is shot. How will the GOP recover from the complicity and corruption of the Trump era? To many Republicans, the answer is simple: Pretend it never happened.

“We’re about to see a whole political party do a large-scale version of ‘New phone, who dis?’” says Sarah Isgur, a former top spokesperson for the Trump Justice Department. “It will be like that boyfriend you should never have dated—the mistake that shall not be mentioned.”

The plan might seem implausible, but I’ve heard it floated repeatedly in recent days by Republican strategists who are counting down the minutes of the Trump presidency. The hardcore MAGA crowd will stay loyal, of course, and those few who have consistently opposed Trump will escape with their reputations intact. But for the majority of GOP officials, apparatchiks, and commentators who sacrificed their dignity at the altar of Trump, a collective case of amnesia seems destined to set in the moment he leaves office.

Policy makers who abandoned their dedication to “fiscal responsibility” and “limited government” will rediscover a passion for these timeless conservative principles. Some may dress up their revisionism in the rhetoric of “healing” and “moving forward,” but the strategy will be clear—to escape accountability by taking advantage of America’s notoriously short political memory.

When I asked Doug Heye, a longtime GOP strategist, how his party will remember the Trump years, he responded with a litany of episodes to memory-hole. “Republicans will want to forget the constant chaos, the lies, the double-dealing, the hiring of family, and the escalating rhetoric that incited hate for four years [and] directly led to what happened at the Capitol,” he told me. “Basically, any of those things that we never would have let an Obama or Clinton get away with, but constantly justified to ourselves in the name of judges.”

My bold.

During trump: deficit = no prob, quitcher bitchin’
After trump: deficit = bad, evil, fault of Democrats in league with Satan! How did Sleepy Joe let this happen??

“We’re shocked to learn that the country now has a staggering deficit! Shocked, I tell you, shocked!” <while pocketing their winnings>

Right. Businessman Trump was such a good CEO for America. Revenue is down, expenses are up and the brand is at an all time low globally. How did he not get reelected?

What?! That’s a compliment!

Yes, Joe the President will be attacked by the White Wing for every tiniest thing. He put brown mustard on that hot dog! And they have Faux to blow every piece of minutia into a crisis.

Pretty much all the rich NY real estate and finance power brokers except Trump are Jewish. Not all, but 90,95%. And I think I’m being conservative with that number because I don’t want to stereotype.

It’s mentionable only because it’s a large part of what made Trump the asshole that he is, the fact that he always felt ostracized by this group. Some of them owned way more buildings than Trump, in a low key unobtrusive way.

I used to work for one of these other real estate barons. Their signature, they way you know you are entering a building they own, is a half inch strip at eye level on the glass entry door with their last name repeated across it, gray on white. Subtle. Classy. Not the tacky giant gold letters that are the Trump trademark.

These was the club he wanted to join, the guys he wanted to impress. And he was never anything but a joke to them, a dumbass con man playing at doing what they did for real. He could never be part of that club, not even when his daughter married into a family on the sleazy fringes of the group.

Missed edit window.

A last name like Mnuchin is perfect for these rich society fucks. It’s highly recognizable, no one has to ask “Which Mnuchins?”

It also serves as a filter, a snobbery test, as it were. If someone mispronounces or fumbles it, you know they don’t belong.

Unless someone in the family does something notorious, then it becomes toxic. I bet they’ve spent the last 4 years wishing it was Cohen or Ross.

God help him if he owns (and wears) a tan suit! :scream:

That is not tan. It is more like vanilla-beige. I would rather see Joe wear a Purple Paisley suit, just to trigger people (and no, I have no particular fondness for the artist former known as alive – I just like those things).

Looks pretty close to me. Maybe a bit more yellow.

You can’t go by the color you’re seeing on your computer monitor, unless is it calibrated for color. I learned this in the first session of a Photoshop class. The teacher had each of us put a block of a specific red (by HEX code) on our screens, and then we all walked around the room and observed how the same red looked very different on the different screens.

Anyhoo, NOT a dignified, presidential dark blue, amirite? BTW that shirt with the white collar that McTurtle is wearing-- didn’t those go out in the early 80s?

Real conservatives don’t wear tan suits.