NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

They haven’t forgotten. They’ll just apply the law selectively.

A couple of choice quotes from the article

Missouri civil rights leader the Rev. Darryl Gray told committee members that people also disagreed with how the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. protested, but “those same methods that you seek to criminalize are the same methods that helped to destroy Jim Crow laws, segregation and destroyed centuries of hatred and bigotry.”

Well, duh. what did you think the point of this legislation was?

It also would expand misdemeanor harassment laws to include causing emotional distress during protests.

Conservatives are such snow flakes.

…without question, some of the wildest shit I’ve seen in a while. Today’s, “I did it for the lulz” stock of the day is AMC - up 222% at a time when like nobody’s going to theaters.

It’s nuts.

Yeah, it’s crazy.

I should be outraged but I’ve never thought much of short sellers, especially the ones that short a stock then aggressively try to damage the company.

So I should be outraged, yet I’m smiling a little. Go figure.

Hmmm…just wondering if anyone shorted Dominion Voting Systems. I’m sure they’ll look into it.

From the article,

Well, that explains a lot.

American Motors? What 222% of nothing?

Eh, so long as they declare that anyone jaywalking is to be considered protesting against anti-jaywalking laws, I could be down for it…

(not really, in case anyone takes that too seriously.)

Stupid once: buying 1,200,000 hydroxychloroquine pills because President Trump said it was a good idea.

Stupid twice: trying to get your $2,000,000 back 9 months later.

Hey, maybe Oklahoma will see a malaria outbreak this year; in that case, they’re well-prepared. :smiley:

:notes: O-O-Oklahoma, where the wind goes sweeping through the brain. :notes:

yeesh,

(bolding mine)

Like, say, armed attacks on the US Capitol?

Have they started calling it the, “McCloskey Patriot Act” yet?

McCloskeys were the couple waving guns around as protesters passed their house.

An Oklahoma legislator has introduced a bill to declare a Bigfoot hunting season.

The Constitution forbids ex post facto laws, so, sorry to burst you bubble.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a known QAnon supporter. She has also supported social media posts calling for Pelosi and other Democrats to be executed. A new video just surfaced of her harassing David Hogg on the streets of Washington shortly after the Parkland school shooting, And now there’s evidence of her belief in the Frazzledrip conspiracy theory that there is a video of Hillary and Huma Abadin molesting and murdering a little girl, then drinking her blood and wearing her face. Hillary then murdered police who saw the video and made their murders look like suicide.’

The Onion

Is it really evidence if they weren’t wearing their human masks while they did it?

I mean, it could have been any of the lizard people.

Assuming I’m not being wooshed, AMC Theatres, not the car manufacturer swallowed by Chrysler. Nor the cable channel.

Maybe they forgot to take off their nametags.

Probably only counts as a whoosh if it’s a funny joke.