NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

I agree that both-sides-ism is wrong and bullshit. But so is refusing to point out flawed behavior on our own side because there are crazy whackjobs on the other side who are much worse.

This is very true, though. I disagree with Omar on many things but she’s no Greene.

Politics is a lot more complicated than a simple left/right spectrum.

Of course - I was just using that simply as starting point to suss out where he was coming from.

The Republicans got together today to discuss the proposal to expel MTG from her committees, and they gave her a standing ovation.

Note that Pelosi called McCarthy (Q-CA).

Maybe he thinks it’s Opposite Day.

Maybe they ALL think it’s Opposite Day.

Just how far down the al-facts rat hole do they think they can go before the Republican party becomes 21st century Whigs?

Smartmatic has filed a $2.7 billion lawsuit against Fox, Giuliani, Maria Bartiromo, Lou Dobbs, Jeanine Pirro, and Sidney Powell.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/smartmatic-files-dollar27-billion-lawsuit-against-fox-news-giuliani-and-sidney-powel
I especially love the first paragraph of the filing: “The earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States. The election was not stolen, rigged, or fixed. These are facts. They knew these truths just as they knew the earth is round and two plus two equals four.”

‘You are a slow learner, Winston,’ said O’Brien gently.

‘How can I help it?’ he blubbered. ‘How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.’

‘Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.’

There are FOUR lights!

Newsmax anchor Greg Kelly doesn’t understand why the cashiers at a restaurant that doesn’t exist won’t serve him a product that doesn’t exist during the time of day when they only serve breakfast;

Best responses in that Twitter thread:

I saw the Jewish Space Laser identified as the “Death Star of David”.

Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace on 1/6 said that she had had to evacuate her office because of the insurrection coming towards her office. She’s now claiming that she’s two doors down from AOC’s office and AOC is lying about insurrectionists being in their hallway.

Is the GOP’s next step to deny the existence of recording equipment?

The question that should now be asked, “Were you lying then, or are you lying now?”

No doubt she’ll lie about it.

You know, it doesn’t really matter how close the insurrectionists actually got, because when you’re cowering in a bathroom stall, you really have no way of tracking their progress.

But, I think it was really brilliant of AOC to make that video. Not only did she get to tell her story, I’m pretty sure she knew the asshats in RW media would try to use it to discredit her or make fun of her. And she knew how nasty and petty it would make them look.

The Onion has it covered.

The MyPillow guy put out a “documentary” proving that the election was stolen. He put it on OAN. OAN put out an explicit disclaimer saying the whole thing was Pillow Guy’s views and claims, and OAN claims they were just putting it out there so that Americans could “determine what happened”.

I think it goes without saying that anyone who tunes in to oan for a my-pillow-guy documentary isn’t at all interested in determining what happened. But I said it anyway.