NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

As sharp as a two-by-four.
As sharp as a dowel.

I’ve always liked, “Sharp as a bowling ball.”

Colorful descriptions like this don’t get nearly the recognition (or use) that they deserve.

It would be an easy sell, given how many people for how very long have been telling Individual-ONE to GFY.

Lindsey Graham says that if the Democrats dare to bring witnesses to the impeachment trial, he will say bad things about Kamala Harris.

So, like the one a year ago, the senate Republicans don’t need no stinkin’ evidence, just their feelings to arrive at the truth of the matter.

From the UK’s Independent:

An impeachment trial of Trump that goes on for weeks? Sign me up!

We could unseal his tax records and declassify all those blacked-out portions of the Mueller Report and get his DeutscheBank records. It’ll be fun!

Oh, please – have the FBI come in and tell us about the pre-planning for the attacks and what really happened with the security at the Capitol. And how Trump replaced Pentagon officials with people who refused to send re-enforcements. It’ll make Trump and his flunkies look so good.

Does Linsey really want to play that hand?

Frankly, the apparent lack of interest in this attack from people who were positively apoplectic about Benghazi is insulting.

Really, you don’t want to hear about the security plan after an attack on the seat of our legislature, when you had, what… 10 congressional investigations on an attack of a consulate?

House Republicans are trying to replace Marjorie Taylor Greene’s name from the expulsion proposal with Ilhan Omar’s name.

Good luck with that.

Hopefully Moscow Mitch is taking this well, in stride, considering how he’s like this (crossed fingers) with MJT.

“If we look into this crime, who knows how many other crimes we might find!”

You’re tireless in the pursuit of justice, aren’t you, Lindsey?

If Lindsey wants to play hardball with Kamala, my money is on Kamala. I may even take out a loan so I have more money to place on the bet.

It’s like he thinks Biden was in charge of security. There is probably some blame to cast on McConnel/Pelosi for the Capital Police planning, but I don’t think either of them are particularly worried about that.

Honestly, I’d be fine with them both being kicked out. The two of them can go commiserate on Jewish Space Lasers together.

That’s out of line. Rep. Omar has apologized for making mildly antisemitic comments on one occasion. She has never promoted insane conspiracy theories, nor has she called for the execution of her political opponents. This “both sides” bullshit has to stop.

So IO’s too far left, then?
Meh.

I never said “both sides” - I was referring to her purely as an individual. I may not like every single Democrat, but they’re still infinitely better than the Republicans.

That said, maybe I was a bit out of line. Just because I don’t particularly like Omar doesn’t mean she’s in the same horrible league as Greene.