NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

A Facebook Live Video shows she was just knocking on the door.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present my senator, the (less than) Honorable Marsha Blackburn.

Actually, this clown was released because of an inadequate arrest report, but everything was turned over to the DA’s office. Yesterday, he was charged with five criminal counts.

One of the Kansas Legislature’s most powerful lawmakers was charged Friday with driving under the influence and a felony offense for trying to elude law enforcement while speeding the wrong way on highways in Topeka.

Ted Cruz claims that when he visited the border, he encountered “cartel members” and “human traffickers” taunting him.
Beto O’Rourke called him out. “You’re in a Border Patrol boat armed with machine guns. The only threat you face is unarmed children and families who are seeking asylum (as well as the occasional heckler).”

A Texas state judge has ruled that Governor Abbott does not have the authority to overrule local jurisdictions’ covid policies.

That huge container ship that got stuck sideways in the Suez Canal and is blocking everything from getting through – there is now a move afoot to rename it “The McConnell”.

I’m giving you a standing ovation right now.

Well played sir, outstanding.

I like it! His nickname is Turtle.

And now I am thinking “Turtle The McConnell”.

Gives me a chuckle.

Lindsay Graham: I own an AR-15 in order to defend my house if roving mobs come to attack after natural disasters.

Also Lindsay Graham: When Biden calls the voter suppression laws racist, he’s just playing the race card.

I can’t believe we get called racist every time we do something racist! It’s so unfair!

Even the mild recoil of an AR15 would dislocate the shoulder of a twerp like LG.

And of course a good nieghbour of the McCloskey personal injury attorneys.

Remember the time he tried to break up with Trump and was attacked by a violent hate-filled gang of “patriots”? Maybe that’s the gang he was talking about.

The Governor of Arkansas just signed a law making it legal for medical providers to refuse to provide medical services to gay people.

Kristi Noem has clearly solved all of South Dakota’s problems, which is the only explanation I can come up with for why she would be on Twitter complaining about Lil Nas X’s new line of sneakers.

MV Ever McConnell

MV is, of course, eMpty Vessel.

Probably just the staff of the Cancun resort, demanding that he pay the bar bill he skipped out on.

I wouldn’t have believed anyone could make me want those sneakers, but I suddenly do.

I’m honestly not sure who is dumber - anyone taking that marketing hype seriously enough to want to buy the shoes (not referring to you, obvs) or anyone taking that marketing hype seriously enough to believe that they’re actually “Satanic”. But I’m sure the makers are laughing all the way to the bank in either case.