A bottle of Wite-Out and a Sharpie being the tradeiest of trade secrets.
Lin Wood: Joe Biden never got more than 2% of the vote in his life.
This. Eliminating all that ambient 5G radiation in the air, the Centner Schools can safely uncover their windows again. Win-Win!
ETA: But, have a special remote land-line relay for @LSLGuy.
Two “explanations” I’ve seen, none of them from “first party” sources: (1) Looking for watermarks, or absence thereof. By this, they will be able to distinguish genuine ballots from counterfeits. (2) Looking for fingerprints on the ballots, which allegedly persist and will be visible under UV light. Ballots lacking fingerprints will be evidence of mechanically mass-produced bogus robo-ballots.
Why would Arizona hire a private company to count votes??
They don’t trust themselves???
In my state, we just count them ourselves.
As for this NINJA company… " Its lawyer argued in court this week that it could not reveal its “trade secrets” on how it would conduct the recount, and wanted to bar oversight of its audit process." …
Wasn’t that what conservatives lied was their concern in the first place???
Republicans, how many motherfucking question marks are appropriate when attempting to understand your insane stupidity???
Be careful! Asking so many rational, reality-based questions about this situation could cause your head to explode. And you won’t get any satisfactory answers anyway.
Tucker Carlson is deeply concerned that the government isn’t doing anything about UFOs.
I can only presume it’s because he thinks the extraterrestrials are going to take our jobs and vote for Democrats.
Is that before or after they finalize plans for dealing with the Zombie Apocalypse?
A few years back I was at a town-hall session with a local politico where someone asked — in all seriousness — what plans were in place for the ZA. I don’t recall the exact response, but she handled it far more gracefully than I would have.
Why do you care? You’re just going to side with the zombies anyway.
Aaaaa that’s just another example of his masterly sense of humour, no?
Other options are dog-sniffers who can detect vaccine essences (!) from individual ballots, and bringing back the votomatic.
from the article:
Wow - he even has the inside scoop that this is recorded all the time. Impressive.
Or just wait until a horde of liberals begin trolling him on social media so hard that he has to backtrack - Oh, I actually meant it’s only illegal to ban conservative users!
dog-sniffers who can detect vaccine essences (!)
I confess that after my COVID vax, I traveled back in time to illegally vote in that election. For a DEMOCRAT.
Arizona ballots don’t use watermarks, at least according to the stories I’ve seen.
Newsmax criticizes Biden for stooping down to pick a dandelion for Jill.
"I say it was a planted dandelion there. Who knows?”
Senator Marsha Blackburn claims that Biden’s plan for free pre-K and junior college would force people to go to school whether they want to or not. BTW, her state, Tennessee, already has free junior college without anybody being forced to go. Her spokesman said she misspoke.
RawStory, FWTW, claims to have spotted a Capitol terrorist involved in the Arizona ballot rescamcount.
Ahhh…it’s all coming together. Remember that one time when Rudy picked up a woman in a bar, got her drunk and took her to a hearing where she claimed ALL the votes were fraudulent? Now we are finding out NONE of the ballots were watermarked? It all fits together now, ALL the votes in Arizona were faked.
Seriously, I wonder how many of these people really believe the massive fraud thing and really think they’re going to find it? Because it might not be that easy to “find” votes - if it was, Kemp and Raffensperger would’ve done it. What if they don’t find anything and aren’t able to rig the recount?
I guess the response will be that the Democrats are really good cheaters but no one knows how they do it. It’s suspected that they cheated by convincing massive numbers of voters, voters that didn’t want to Make America Great Again, to request absentee ballots or go to the polls on Election Day to vote for Joe Biden.
If I had the money to buy Faux Noise, I’d basically turn the channel into real whackadoodlery, with wall-to-wall UFOs and ancient astronauts and bizarre fringe historiography and whatnot in place of the existing content. I’d dial it up enough to embarrass even this crew, content in the knowledge that I was replacing the smallpox of misinformation with a relatively benign (and entertaining and profitable) cowpox of trivial nonsense.
The example of the History Channel suggests you could make decent money doing that.
A few years ago, the CDC put out some literature about surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.
https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombie/index.htm
Of course, this was all in fun, just educating people about disaster awareness. But there are some stupid republicans who are using this as proof that the vaccines are going to turn everyone into zombies. I’ve been keeping an eye on the Facebook page of a high school friend’s daughter after I found out she had been at the Capitol on Jan. 6. She is posting information from some “doctor” who claims that animals used for testing the vaccines turned cannnibalistic. And she’s using this CDC guide as proof that “OMG they knew!” And lots of people believe this. They are actually afraid that their loved ones will be zombies in 4-8 months. Just incredibly stupid and insane.
Why would zombies object to turning more people into zombies?