NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Although, he did eventually catch the virus and spent some days in ICU.

And this, aspiring evil overlords, is why you never NEVER sack minions who have the dirt on you.

It’s the piranha-pool or nothing

The one rule of evil overlording that Trump seems never to have understood.

Of course no one died of Covid. Lots of people died of lack of oxygen to the brain, and almost all of them tested positive for Covid, but the two events are entirely unrelated.

And how much legal and/or financial trouble has Trump suffered, to date, from all the dirt his fired minions have had?

(I mean, I know legal wheels turn slowly, and I’m hoping the heavy stuff starts hitting soon, but so far all we’ve gotten from his fired minions is more grist for our mills of Trump-loathing.)

MTG claims that she never compared masks to yellow stars during the Holocaust. She did.

Brian Kemp tells Fox News that America is “the land of the home and freedom range.”

Coming soon from Thermador: the Freedom Range!

Hey, you can’t blame Kemp for trying to get in on some of that sweet endorsement cash!

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Cue Greene denying there ever was such a thing as a “Holocaust” in three, two, one…

The Sanctuary Church—more prominently known as Rod of Iron Ministries, run by the son of Reverend Moon, is supportive of Individual 1, and has just bought 40 acres of land in Texas in order to build a sanctuary in preparation for civil war.

McConnell is asking for a “personal favor” from Republican Senators to vote against the 1/6 commission.

Not exactly – she referred to “wearing a gold star” several times, like it was the first grade or something.

Of course, the land is extremely close to Waco.

Well, she never actually said holocaust. Just like how if you don’t actually say “nigger,” you can’t call it racist.

Marjorie Wharrgarbl

wharrgarbls about how she and tick-tock-Gaetz are taking control of the Republican Party.

Caitlyn Jenner, who transitioned at 65, says that transwomen who transition after early childhood are not “truly trans” and that as governor she would establish a commission to vet which trans girls are trans enough to play women’s sports.

But isn’t the GOP contention that parents allowing/“forcing” young children to transition are child abusers? It’s like it is a catch of some sort . . .

The whole concept of a government commission vetting whether trans girls are “trans enough” is utterly horrific.

And so I say: fuck you, Caitlyn Jenner. Fuck you very much.

Why, it’s almost as if she’s operating from a position of privilege where she never ever had to deal with the trauma and stigma most trans people go through and is either completely clueless of their problems or utterly dismissive of them.

In either case, she’s adhering to the foundational platform of today’s Republican party; “I got mine, fuck you.”

Gee, what could possibly go wrong with that?

Does anyone here find any republicans okay? Is there one that is considered …not crazy?