I can see Joe hopping to it and providing her and us the low down in 2 weeks. Or on June 31st. Which is not like Juneteenth.
45 knows how to stop the cyberattacks.
He also demonstrated his astute knowledge about currency:
And I don’t think we should have all of the Bitcoins of the world out there. I think they should regulate them very, very high."
Well, I mean, that would stop cyberattacks, he’s not wrong there. Hell, you wouldn’t even have to stop using computers. You could just stop networking the computers. This would be a super easy thing to do and cost almost nothing to implement. Everyone just unplug their network cable or disable wifi on their device, and poof! cyberattacks would vanish instantly.
I’m sure we’d work through the downsides to no longer having the use of computer networks in very short order.*
*‘short’ in this case being used in the geological sense.
Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!
“The way you stop it is you go back to a much more old-fashioned form of accounting and things,” Trump said.
Oh, I’ll bet there are plenty of old-fashioned accounting documents being studied at the Manhattan DA’s office at this very moment… 
That’s pretty much what happened to him at Twitter and Facebook and he squawked like hell about it.
Hypocrite.
Now urging fellow republicans to put down computers; Herr DumpsterFire is proposing using chain letters to reach his followers. Just put $5 into the envelope, add your name and address to the end of the list and … profit. When asked about US mail delays, he promised to get back to us in two weeks about that.
Or as soon as he gets his mail.
A Three Percenter in jail for his part in the insurrection has penned a letter claiming the legal defense that the attack on the Capitol was a parody.
In other words, if it was a “real” insurrection, it would have succeeded.
And those people who died? They didn’t, really.
Competition for the Biggest Congressional Clown crown is fierce, but Louie Gohmert steps up to the challenge:
Gohmert: I was, informed by the immediate past director of NASA that they found that the Moon’s orbit is changing slightly and so is the Earth’s orbit around the Sun, we know there’s been significant solar flare activities, and so, is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM can do to, change the course of the Moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the Sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate.
Sounds like a job for Killface!
Or Chairface Chippendale!
Wow! That’s pretty goddam stupid.
Just after the Derp Bomb drops (0:50 in the video):
“I would have to… follow up with you on that, Mr. Gohmert.” (hostage-video forced grin)
“Yeah, well if you can figure out a way that you in the Forest Service can make that change, I’d like to know.”
No wonder Republicans fear Black Lives Matter – they think BLM can actually alter the orbit of the moon. 
That might take the lead as stupidest Republican idea in this thread. Unfortunately, that lead probably won’t last long.
Republicans everywhere: “Hold my beer!”
Jesus, I try to tell people that there is no such thing as a stupid question, but this is really pushing it.