Hell, let’s just defund the whole fucking country. Sell everything to the highest foreign bidder, divide all the money among registered Republicans, open the borders, and just leave.
Oh, I may have accidentally created the 2024 Republican platform. 
Got to be the understatement of the year. The upcoming October reboot will probably use this in its advertising.
Sock-fulls of Trump’s feces might be appropriate.
So you would want them to come out cleaner than they went in?
No firearms? That’s a surprise. So is the weed. The meth and alcohol, not so much of a surprise.
There could be a large number of people like me, who fill out the census form type things “RACE: other _____” and leave it unspecified or fill in something like "Tau-Cetian”.
If she can’t tell the difference between policy initiatives designed to target white supremacism and religious persecution of conservative evangelicals, ISTM that the policy initiatives are not the real problem here.
That she has a problem telling the difference between White supremacists and conservative Evangelicals might be a problem too . . . and maybe it’s not her problem.
MTG is demanding answers about the brutal treatment being given to the insurrectionists in prison.
Won’t someone think of poor little Lauren Boebert, who just can’t seem to become a contender in the GQP Crazy Olympics, no matter how hard she tries?
“But she has languished as a poor man’s Sarah Palin and a third rate Josh Hawley, as others seize the spotlight with superior antics.”
And does anyone want to remind MTG that the orange God Trump had it within his power to pardon the persecuted patriots, and declined to do so?
I was thinking the tagline for the October event would be, “Hold my beer and watch this!”
First thing he’d do when he’s reinstated.
In two weeks.
Id be willing to bet there were firearms there. But, the police wouldn’t be looking for them. KY has virtually no restrictions on firearms. And the only thing the RNR website has to say about guns is this. . .
Harrumph. Don’t see no guns there. That’s some kind of fishing gear, right? Musical instruments? Cooking equipment? Baseball stuff? …
Dildos, I think.
And I see some AK47’s too.
A 20 year old guy in Delray Beach, FL was leaving a Trump birthday bash put on by the Palm Beach Republicans and he did a huge burnout with his truck over a recently-unveiled LGBTQ-themed mural in an intersection. Video captured his license plate and he was later arrested.
And he may end up being the first person charged under Florida’s shitty new anti-protest/anti-vandalism law, because the mural wasn’t just “themed” it was a designated Memorial to the victims of the PRIDE Club massacre. Which means it was covered under the new law.
Also, he could be charged with a hate crime.
The headline writer missed an opportunity:
Skid Mark Leaves Skid Marks
Oh that is lovely. Bravo!