I, too, would run away from a group of pissed-off Philadelphians. This is the same city that killed HitchBot.
More unsurprising news:
Reporting for Fox 17 Nashville, DelPilar explains, “A FOX 17 News investigation found 17 state lawmakers who supported the unemployment cuts also accepted PPP loans for their businesses. They accepted a combined $12.4 million.”
Ted Cruz celebrated 4th of July by praising American patriots defending against space aliens.
Lauren Boebert: “It’s not a coincidence that Independence Day is on a Sunday this year.”
To be fair, I wouldn’t call it a coincidence, either. More that it’s “an occasional occurrence that has been foreseeable for hundreds of years”.
He’s got Randy Quaid’s vote!
Maybe she will become famous(er) for being able to predict when July 4 will fall on Sundays in the future.
Republicans: “How do these crazy calendars work? It’s like some kind of magic!”
And fuckin’ magnets! How do they work?
It is like the tide. What causes that? Nobody knows how any of that stuff works!
Q-ist thinking at its finest: Interpret the signs! There are signs all around! NOTHING is a coincidence!!1!!!
…If humans survive this ongoing fall of democracy to the extent that science is able to progress, brain science will, ultimately, be able to show us the exact part of Boebert’s brain that generates the Q-ist “reasoning.”
Not that it will do us any good back here in 2021. But I guess it will be nice for future humanity to have explained this particular dysfunction.
Looks like Conservatives are on the brink of discovering science.
Does she … not know how a calendar works?
Jesus, I knew she was stupid, but this is mindbogglingly so.
Just think, her audience of millions are equally baffled.
To her audience, she is insightful. They are impressed that she was canny enough to see through the veil and realize that no! it isn’t a coincidence! And they are grateful to her for sharing it with them.
So what is her message anyway?
God made July 4th on a Sunday this year because he hates Biden?
Did anyone point out to Boebert that Friday the 13th, however, falls on a Tuesday this month?(*) (However, coincidentalwockle, Friday the 13th does fall on a Friday next month.)
(*) With apologies to Walt Kelly.
Maybe she’s waiting for Friday the 13th to fall on a Sunday.
Even Randy thinks Cruz is a whack doodle.
It’s just “cheap heat.” Boebert was using the occasion to appeal to her religious constituency, like God approves of what they’re doing.