NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

I wonder if Bundy realizes that some of the people who joined that group did so purely to keep tabs on them? I mean, if you can get the word out to 1000 people in 1000 minutes, then you’re going to get the word out to the security that’s responding to them, too.

EDIT: That is, at least, for those places in the country that still have actual security forces dedicated to upholding the law and justice and maintaining order.

That is hilarious.

(FYI: “Loose Women” is the UK equivalent of “The View”.)

For more hilarious self-ownage by Jeremy Corbyn’s dumb antivaxxer brother Piers, I recommend this story about him taking a…well, let’s not call it a “bribe”, but anyway, eagerly agreeing to accept a “donation” from an AstraZeneca shareholder [sic] in return for minimising his public criticism of AZ and focusing on Moderna and Pfizer instead.

Another one for the “I never thought my actions would have consequences!” file; Greg “mask mandates are Communism” Abbot is begging HealthCare workers from other states to come to Texas to deal with their record-breaking number of covid hospitalizations.

They should say they’ll come on the condition that he issue a statewide mask mandate. That should make his head :exploding_head:

I’m Guest-starring_Id, and I support the previous post.

Once enough Floridians die there’ll be plenty of doctors for Texas!

It will free up those ICU beds, too. Win-win!

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Doe’s that make Alabama and Georgia America’s Kidneys?

Is he taking the piss?

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Well, he has a point. The Trump administration felt like the longest in my lifetime and I felt driven over.

But its encrypted so its got to be secret right?

I suspect that this is going to be a gold mine of incriminating evidence for the FBI. The only question is how long a rope do they give these losers to hang themselves before they start reeling them in.

The vaccine can’t cause what was already there.

… and so obviously so.

I also considered, “The vaccine can’t damage what isn’t there.” Low hanging fruit taste the best!

LOL, they sure do!! And I’d have a hard time picking my favorite of those two observations. :smiley:

And Florida is begging the federal government for ventilators.

It’s like the greatest hits of 2020 are back, before we even started to miss them!

There are ordinary garden-variety lapses in self-awareness… and then there’s:

“…“Don’t you see? Those ventilators aren’t there to save you, they’re meant to enslave you. They may look like innocent, artificial breathing devices intended to provide you with you a steady supply of oxygen, but they are the shackles of your oppressor. Rip out your breathing tube and join the resistance!” At press time, dozens of Covid patients had reportedly died after Paul attempted to reenact the Boston Tea Party by dumping their discolored, hypoxic bodies into the Potomac.”