“I never expected the leopards to eat my face!” cried the leader of the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.
Ah, schadenfreude.
Lindsey Graham, stupid, censured by South Carolina county Republicans, stupid, for voting to allow the infrastructure bill to move forward. 3-1/2 minute commentary video follows:
Another anti-vax radio host has died of covid.
I see these stories - this guy, the other guy, the State Rep. from Texas I think, other loudmouth anti-vax fools like them getting sick and dying - and I don’t feel sad at all. In fact, I probably smirk a little. I don’t want to. I’m a good person and would never wish harm on others but fuck. They are such idiots I have a hard time feeling sorry for any of them.
The ones who are more or less public figures like preachers, talk show hosts, and congresscritters who stick their puss in the news a lot railing how they’re not getting the jab because [reasons] kicking it well… maybe the more ordinary folk will start paying attention.
The ordinary Joe or Jill who died because they drank the Kool-aide… it’s their families I feel sorry for.
WALL is falling apart due to seasonal monsoon rains that happen every year and could easily have been planned for.
Pretty typical for Loser Donald - build cheap and don’t plan for the long term.
What a shitweasel.
No, you sniveling bothsideser, the Democrats are blaming Republican LEADERS in politics and the media for deliberately SABOTAGING anti-COVID measures to try to curry favor with ignorant fanatics.
Democratic leaders in Black communities and elsewhere are already busting their asses doing everything they can to encourage and facilitate vaccination and other COVID-safety protocols, irrespective of the political affiliation of the populations involved.
Speaking of which, nice work on shamelessly abdicating your electoral responsibility to safeguard the interests of ALL your constituents, not just the ones who voted for you, you selfish tribalist dickweed. “Yeah I’ve been assiduously sabotaging public-health measures for my entire state and country, but if some Democratic voters are resisting the measures then that’s totally the Democrats’ fault and it’s up to them to fix it!” Murdering scum.
Well, that explains the talking points my Fox News-watching Uber driver was spouting the other night. He at least had the generosity to suggest that things like the Tuskegee experiment have given some people a justifiable reason to be doubtful of vaccines, and mentioned that he got vaccinated months ago.
Noted fascist Andy Ngo claims antifa hit him in the head with a dildo so hard that he has a concussion.
https://twitter.com/MommyMediumDick/status/1429650560068640774/photo/1
<insert “already fucked in the head” joke here >
Ron White: It’s not a dildo. It’s a personal massager.
That’d make a great carnival booth.
Greg Abbott is already planning on spending $25 million on two more miles of border wall. REALLY good use of funds at this time, Greg, you evil bastard.
Several members of the Cyber Ninjas have covid and the release of the audit is delayed. One wonders if it’s an excuse.
Sometimes when someone puts in all the effort, does all the right things to achieve a certain goal, you just have to feel good for them and appreciate their success.
Don’t take a toaster to an Individual 1 rally.
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It should be e.g., not i.e.
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A toaster is the prize for recruiting a woman to lesbianism.
I’m reminded of this placard spotted at Watershed (a country music festival at The Gorge in central Washington) a few years back;
At least you could bring your toaster.
Waffle irons aren’t mentioned, either.