NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Einstein never said that, it’s a Lincoln quote.

You’re both wrong. Obviously that’s one of Mark Twain’s quotes.

I though Twain invented the internet.

Not quite but he had a hand in digital imaging
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWAIN

That was Shania, not Mark.

And surprise, surprise, surprise, there are also sexual misconduct allegations against Mr. Very Fine Cawthorne.

https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/madison/2020/08/20/madison-cawthorn-nc-katrina-krulikas-sexual-assault/3394391001/

She invented country music, not the internet.

Come on, people, everyone knows the internets were invented by Francois-Marie “Voltaire” Arouet as the his crowning achievement in satire.

I meme therefore I spam.

In dreary weather, you must ride in the Rainy Day Cart.

Wow, TIL.

I always struggled with pronunciation of that name. Now I never will again.

TY.

Washington state legislator believes that children are being kidnapped for sexual pleasuring of human-reptile hybrids who were brought here by interdimensional beings.

From Wikipedia:

Psychosis is an abnormal condition of the mind that results in difficulties determining what is real and what is not real.[4] Symptoms may include delusions and hallucinations.[4]

So how are these people (and so many others like them) not considered psychotic?

The are psychotic, and they represent the psychotic vote.

Won’t someone think of the psychotics for pitys sake

Speaking of psychotics…

Ann Coulter praises the kid who crossed state lines to murder protestors

Coulter responded: “I want him as my president.”

Always going for the moral high ground, our little Annie… :roll_eyes:

So… conservatives are actively calling for the murder of fellow citizens. Tell me again how this nation is going to hold together?

Well, yes . . . but, but protesters are yelling at people in a scary loud way!

Fucker Carlson’s all for it, too:

When asked why he was supporting a Supreme Court nominee who had been assessed as “mediocre,” Senator Roman Hruska (R-Nebraska) semi-famously replied that mediocre people deserved some representation on the court. I suppose that if one tilts one’s head just so and squints a little, the same argument can be applied to psychotics and the Presidency.