If he was capable of enough rationality to follow this advice, he wouldn’t be the “QAnon Shaman” in the first place.
WTF??
Maybe he’ll release excerpts from Chansley’s diary where he talks about wanting to take Donald Trump to the big dance and hoping he gets Donald to give him a handjob in the back seat of mom’s car afterwards.
Hey, QShaman………your lawyer’s not helping.
There’s something in the pro-authoritarian brain that apparently finds this sort of thing to be …convincing? useful?
I’m strongly reminded of Donald’s rhapsodizing about Kim Jong Un and the “beautiful letters” that made them “fall in love.”
There may be a sort of claim here that’s supposed to disarm opposition, a kind of 'I’m so manly that I can talk about tender love with another man, and you can’t criticize [or prosecute] me because I’m so manly and confident.’
Or maybe not. But the two situations do seem as though they reflect a similar tactic.
“Man” plus “girl” is a bad reminder of recent Republican behavior.
Am I the only one reminded of Illinois Nazi’s “I have always loved you” falling-car confession in The Blues Brothers?
Well, it’s an improvement over “he believed all the lies because he’s stupid.”
So it’s the Gay For Trump Defense.
I like how in the image of the letter, it is obvious that Madison Cauthorn does not know how to spell “Cawthorn”.
I’d sure like to know which one didn’t bother to check that Marissa Mayer was still the CEO of Yahoo. I hope they put that one in charge of a lot more things. In fact, I hope that’s who is in charge of the insurrection they have planned for the 18th. Maybe they’ll end up at the wrong place or something.
“I’m just a girl…standing in front of a man…asking him to formally pardon her for committing serious felonies…”
This is wonderfully bizarre, if true:
Here’s the actual paper:
Idonije, O. B., E. Asika, O. Okhiai, and I. Nweke. “Effects of Ivermectin Therapy on the sperm function of Nigerian onchocerciasis patients.” Arch Appl Sci Res 3 (2011): 533-543.
Honestly, after horse paste poisoning, and catching COVID anyway, I think male sterility is the least of their problems, yah?
Since impotence is one of the normal symptoms of long covid, perhaps not a big problem.
The most common symptoms were fatigue, post-exertional malaise (where people’s health worsens after physical or mental exertion) and brain fog. Other effects included visual hallucinations, tremors, itchy skin, changes to the menstrual cycle, sexual dysfunction, heart palpitations, bladder control issues, shingles, memory loss, blurred vision, diarrhoea and tinnitus.
Life has caught up with Jeff Foxworthy: Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete’s foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.
The governor of Texas says there’s no need for women to be concerned about having to have rapists’ babies under the new anti-abortion law, because rape is illegal in Texas.
Getting Texas rapists off the streets will be easy, because they all wear big glowing neon signs that say “Texas Rapist”
There was a WWE wrestler named Rob Van Dam whose finisher would be to rest a steel chair up against his opponent’s face and then Rob would drop-kick it. There’s no particular reason that image flashed across my mind when I saw Abbott’s picture…
Lindsey Graham wants to get more soldiers killed in Afghanistan.
Fox is already saying that the only way Gavin Newsom can win the recall election is through voter fraud.
Caitlin Jenner says she supports Texas’s abortion law and the way Florida is handling covid.
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