NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Good. Fucking. Grief.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/23-gop-attorneys-general-threaten-to-sue-biden-over-disastrous-covid-vaccine-mandate/ar-AAOwROw?rt=1&ocid=Win10NewsApp&referrerID=InAppShare

Complete headline:
23 GOP Attorneys General Threaten to Sue Biden Over ‘Disastrous’ COVID Vaccine Mandate


Republican leaders—and some union chiefs, too—have said that Biden was going too far in trying to muscle private companies and workers. One of the first to speak out was Governor Henry McMaster of South Carolina, who said on Twitter that his state would fight to “the gates of hell to protect the liberty and livelihood of every South Carolinian.”

Okay, so people have the right to die. But do they have the right to kill?

I thought “disastrous and counterproductive” was hilarious as an opening. And what followed didn’t disappoint, either!

And that’s probably where they’ll end up…

Far right troll Laura Loomer said she wanted to get Covid just to prove it wasn’t that bad. The first part of her wish came true. The second, not so much.

Hang on, though - She said she’s had bouts of food poisoning that were “more serious”, but we don’t know how bad her previous food poisoning was.

It could have been extremely serious with lifelong consequences; she does seem like someone who is permanently butthurt.

The stinging irony here is most of these companies don’t want them to fight it in court. Biden has provided these companies cover to mandate vaccines for their employees.

Has the ghost of Herman Cain appeared to her with the comforting news that she can continue to post on her (remaining) social media accounts from beyond the grave?

Congressman Matt Rosendale says Montana can’t take 75 Afghan refugees because the citizens of Montana wouldn’t be safe.

The Hillsborough County Florida Republican Party’s finances are in disarray since the county party’s bookkeeper died of covid and nobody else knows how to use the software.

Fornunately, it looks like his hateful Republican hate won’t actually affect the policy.
" The first group of 37,000 Afghan refugees is heading to 46 U.S. states. Among those receiving refugees, Montana is taking in the second-fewest behind Alabama and Mississippi, which will each resettle 10 refugees. A recent NPR/Ipsos poll found that more than 70 percent of Americans support resettling Afghans in the United States.
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte, a Republican and Rosendale’s predecessor in Congress, was somewhat more hospitable than Rosendale, criticizing the Biden administration for the withdrawal but saying Montana would receive “fully-vetted” refugees.
“Montana welcomes our fully-vetted Afghan allies who worked alongside us, have left their homes in the face of the Taliban’s reemerging, merciless terror and seek freedom and safety,” Gianforte said."

Yeah, but none of the Afghan refugees are fully vetted.

Ah, that’s the Republican weasel word? Well, fuck Republicans and their fear of anyone who isn’t white.

Oh-oh.
So is Rosendale gonna take a shot at Gianforte?

Best two falls out of three in a tub of Jell-o? Or (more appropriately) mud?

Not that I’d pay to watch either one.

I suspect that “fully vetted refugees” is the 2021 remix of “legal votes”.

They’ve moved on to turpentine.
Or maybe they’re just adding it to the list of poisons that they prefer to a vaccine and you’re supposed to have a cocktail of all of them.

I don’t know. It’s 2021 and adults who once seemed to be sane now have to be told “don’t drink turpentine.”

Many are saying that cupfuls of lead paint, enough to coat your insides like the pepto-bismol commercial, knock the virus right out, stop it in its tracks.

A cuppa lead will do it, too.

Soon they’re gonna’ be in bloom up in Annandale.
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[There’s a universe in which I exercise more restraint. Sadly, this one ain’t it … and how often do oleanders really come up in conversation, anyway ?]

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… each of whom, by definition, drew the very shortest straw.

Several Afghan refugees were quoted as saying, “Alabama ? Mississippi ? I think I’d rather stay home in Kabul and open a Hebrew National kosher sex toy franchise downtown.”