But since everyone knows the Cyber Ninjas couldn’t be trusted, doesn’t that mean Trump did win?
That’s what I was thinking! They’ll use this error finding as proof of errors and now they’re gonna do every state. It’s going to take until 2050 for them to get done though. Just please keep sending that money.
Yup. We are in opposite world. Just like the libruls keeping republicans from getting a vaccine using reverse psychology, or mind rays, or something…
Aw geez… reverse psychology mind rays are the worst…
Are you sure they’re not the best?
Well now I’m convinced they’re just average!
But isn’t there a special vaccine that protects you from mind rays? Oh wait. Maybe I’m thinking of tinfoil hats.
Injecting bleach directly into your temple will keep the mind rays from influencing your brain.
Shhh…, don’t tell the Republicans, we don’t want them learning this secret.
The UV light in your rectum will keep your mind of rays.
What pisses me off is that the entire fraudit was entirely on the taxpayer’s dime. If only there was a way to make the senate republicans, who ordered the thing, pony up.
Tan ass, anyone?
Is anal tanning right for you?
Dammit. I just got done with anal bleaching. I can’t keep up any more.
And the ivermectin will keep heartworms out of your ass, too.
Just in case anyone needs to be reminded that it’s all about the grift.
I clicked some random link on a conservative website entitled “Democrats Throw Yet Another Tantrum over President Trump”.
The link went to this “advertorial”. I found it hysterical, is there anything these fools won’t buy to “own the libs?” Well, it’s better than donating money in order to find some extra Arizona votes for Biden, I guess.
ETA - In case you are wondering, the coin is free but the shipping and handling is expensive.
That almost reads like a parody.
From the order page:
URGENT UPDATE : 09-24-21: Due to overwhelming demand for this product, your shipment might be delayed up to 10 days.
I’m surprised it’s not two weeks.
Well, if that’s 10 BUSINESS days, it is two weeks!
These coins are hot property and it’s impossible to know how many are left. We just can’t count that high without taking off our shoes and socks. It’s impossible, I tell you!
So…stolen?