NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Someone stole the US and German flags from the Headquarters of the 2nd Cavalry in Germany, and raised a Confederate flag in front of the regimental headquarters.

Starring Bette Midler.

Mike Pence says the media’s reporting on 1/6 is just because they hate Individual 1.

Dan Bongino sued the Daily Beast over its reporting on his leaving the NRA and whether it was his doing or the NRA’s doing. The case was dismissed as being without merit.
A federal court ruled that since Bongino sued in Florida, that state’s anti-SLAPP law applied, and ordered him to pay the Daily Beast $32,000.

I have no earthly idea why, but as soon as I saw your post, I started hearing the song Jolene, but with this name instead.

It’s been stuck in my head now for at least 10 minutes and I don’t know whether to be amused or irritated. I guess I’ll know when I try to sleep tonight.

On the one hand the Gov. of Idaho is concerned about the US/Mexico Border… why? No idea. OTOH he wasn’t happy with the shenanigans his Lt. Gov. did while he was away regarding covid and also the Idaho National Guard (both are (R)):

" Lt. Gov. Janice McGeachin signed an executive order as acting governor banning vaccine passports or mandatory COVID-19 testing at K-12 schools and universities in Idaho." (Little only said no vaccine passport or mandatory testing for govt. entities and the public, McGeachin added K-12 and universities.)

" Little also said McGeachin attempted to activate the Idaho National Guard and send troops to the U.S.-Mexico border. However, the commanding general told McGeachin that she cannot activate troops and said a call for help from border states earlier this year involved law enforcement, according to the Associated Press."

(I’m from Iowa and Covid Kimreaper Reynolds also hit the Border.)

New Hampshire State Representative Ken Wyler evidently shared a 50+ page document entitled The Vaccine Death Report with fellow lawmakers.

I’d love to read this bit of fiction, but it doesn’t seem to be available. Here are a few bits from it, though

Og knows, I’m not a fan of Lindsey Graham, but he has my sympathy in this issue:

I saw the footage of this. Unbelievable. Graham is making a sane suggestion, and the crowd is having none of it. The GOP leaders and Fox News and its ilk have created a monster, and now they and the rest of us have to deal with it.

Not me. The republicans have lost control of the republican party.

Still haven’t learned the lessons of Dr. Frankenstein and letting the genie out of the bottle, have we, Senator?

I found the actual Vaccine Death Report, if anyone can handle that much crazy.

Thank you.

The report starts out with these very promising words:

I am champing at the bit to learn the data backing up the Vaccine Tentacle Monsters.

(From CalMeacham’s post, not CalMeacham)
A woman scientist. Who writes that?

Everything you need to know about the tentacle monsters in the Covid vaccine, Dr Carrie Madej, osteopath.

Also, “vaccines will “hook us all up to an artificial intelligence interface””.

My favorite bit is

It then goes on… something something something… about transhuman babies.

But pump the brakes there, Jake–Black Eyed Children!

Behold the GQP election platform. A little late for 2020 but now it’s SUPERCHARGED.

Hold these idiots to this. Every Q&A session, town hall, press conference; stick them with this nonsense.

[Darth Vader]
The Crazy is Strong with this one
[/Darth Vader]

(Weyler, not Ann_Hedonia)

Some info on Geert Vanden Bossche, cited in the report. It doesn’t help that his first credential shows that he’s a veterinarian, not a people doctor. But he apparently has a legit doctorate in virology. On the other hand, his big claim is that he’s working on a vaccine based on “natural killer cells”, but has no published evidence for these.

Since many GQPers will readily believe this shit, maybe we can convince any who have been vaccinated that they’ve forever lost their NON-TRANSHUMAN right to vote.

You know, with the claims of worldwide conspiracies, altered DNA and big-eyed babies, tentacled monsters in your blood and natural killer cells, this report could be the basis of a really nifty modern-day H. P. Lovecraft pastiche. Maybe told by some current version of Robert Olmstead who is investigating the hidden secrets of the COVID vaccines and learns, to his horror, what awful effects it is having on people, and then learns that his own mother was injected with an early version of a similar vaccine, years ago. He looks in the mirror and sees signs that he is coming to resemble the creatures that recently pursued him during his investigations, and now feels a strange compulsion to break his brother out of the hospital and go to Mar-a-Lago.

Only this is real, and at least one politician believes this report.