NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

I don’t see it as being any different than asking for ID when someone wants to buy beer or telling them their dog can’t ride in the shopping cart.

Notice how the first box under “Occupation” is outlined in red and says “Retired.” No secret who is the target of this ad.

Oh yeah. My spam box is filling up with them.

I tried a quick Google search to find out who made them and didn’t come up with anything before I got bored. BUT it turns out there are a lot of variations, including:

I would like to see a “TRUMP WON” mat with a picture of the Constitution in place of Nancy, Barack and Joe. More accurately describes the delusion.

There may be variations of the ad, but the one on winred (https://secure.winred.com/save-america-joint-fundraising-committee/dont-blame-me-welcome-mats/?amount=100&utm_medium=sms_hf&utm_source=ta_na_na&utm_campaign=20210622_welcome-mat-limited-edition_generic_saveamerica&utm_content=merch_cpyrs_na )

seems to be even a more brazen cash grab than their previous efforts. If you don’t uncheck the boxes, you agree to have them siphon off your donation as recurring monthly AND to donate an extra $100 (no matter what your original pledge was) on Halloween. Appropriate.

Loser Donald is finally launching his OWN social media site, with blackjack and hookers. Again.

Let’s see if this one lasts longer than 30 days.

[querulous old woman] Where’s the beef?! [/qow]

I would wipe my feet on a mat with Donald’s face on it.

WA state representative Jim Walsh (Q-Aberdeen), who has previously compared vaccine mandates to the Holocaust and worn a yellow star of David at a town hall meeting, has now been locked out of his office at the Capitol for not submitting proof of vaccination.

Predictably enough, TRUTH Social (which in its TOS prohibits using all-caps and making fun of Loser Donald) isn’t even supposed to launch until next year, but the signup page is already live, and a pair of merry pranksters have claimed the accounts “donaldjtrump” and “mikepence”.

“Free Speech”, ladies and gentlemen.

Here’s some more on the site:

“Built-in irony.” Hehe.

I think this might be a record level of stupid. An amphibious invasion of an allied country with a modern military, on the other side of the Pacific?

Candace Owens calls for US to invade Australia to free people from ‘tyranny’

“So I’m going to ask those same lecturing politicians and media members a question – when do we deploy troops to Australia? When do we invade Australia and free an oppressed people who are suffering under a totalitarian regime? When do we spend trillions of dollars to spread democracy in Australia?”

From the article (bolding mine):

Daily Wire host Candace Owens made the provocative comments in her Tuesday show, saying that her husband has family members in Australia, one of whom recently shared that “the mental state of everyone around her was in steep decline”.

Well at least that part’s accurate.

Australia
Population: 25,687,000
Confirmed Cases: 147,275
Deaths: 1,558

United States of America
Population: 329,484,000
Confirmed Cases: 44,771,558
Deaths: 722,690

Candace? Sit down . . . and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The tree of freedom must be watered from time to time with the blood of sick people.

Yes, it’s “free speech” as in “speech free of any consequences for me, but everyone else will get their asses banned if they step out of line”, in the same way that “religious freedom” means freedom for very specific religions.

I’m guessing this will go the same way as Parler and Frank:

Step 1) Massive technical issues;
Step 2) Massive troll invasion;
Step 3) Massive data breach; and then
Step 4) Site is overwhelmed by scammers, spammers and porn.

It hasn’t even launched, and it’s already at stage 4.
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We’ll need to add steps 1a, 2a, 3a, and 4a, which are all just “Trump steals more money from old people.”

Hey now. There are plenty of other right-wing grifters ready to steal money from old people; it’s not just Trump.

Those losers can get their own Free Speech Money Farms!