I’m glad your experience was stress-free. As for me, I’ve walked out of restaurants playing nothing but Fox News and gritted my teeth overhearing MAGAt idiocy, and that was just in Wisconsin.
Every now and then one of The Donald’s missives slithers through my spam filter. The very first thought that came to mind after reading this was that it would provoke an uncontrollable urge to unload my bowels onto this “welcome” mat. And, holy cow, they want $62 to install this impromptu latrine! I wonder whether they are manufactured by MyPillow, Inc?
I have something to tell you.
YOU have always been a TOP supporter and I want you to know how much I appreciated your vote in 2020.
My team just launched our BRAND-NEW “Don’t Blame This Family - We Voted for Trump” Welcome Mats and I am giving YOU PRIORITY-ACCESS to get yours before ANYONE ELSE.
These ICONIC, American-made Welcome Mats are reserved for only our BEST supporters - the Patriots who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN in 2020 - so I’m saving (1) for YOU, YourNameHere.
I can only hold a “Don’t Blame This Family - We Voted for Trump” Welcome Mat for you for the NEXT HOUR, so don’t wait.
The small print at the bottom of the page just happens to state that they will be charging your credit card $62 each month going forward.
At least, this is what I think this means:
$62 Monthly
+ $62 on 10/31
Good (?) news: The supply chain of stupid ideas seems to be working properly.
I’m pretty happy when a restaurant publicly lets us all know that they will be refusing to follow public health orders. Now we know where to avoid, unless we want to “enjoy” food prepared in unclean, unsanitary conditions, with no refrigeration by employees who don’t have to wash their hands after the bathroom.
Maybe they won’t want to bother with business licenses or local taxes either - that’s another infringement of their freedums.
Now there’s an idea! Let’s pass Texas-style laws, giving every citizen standing to sue non-maskers and un-vaxxers for supposedly spreading the diseases that they are supposedly spreading. The defendant will be liable for all legal fees and court costs regardless of the verdict, and the plaintiff will be entitled to include $10,000 for himself in the amount of the suit. Plus, the defendant will be liable for some estimated costs of all the economic damage cost caused by the estimated number of people he sickened. I could approve of this!
Usually Jon McNaughton paintings ( the guy that paints things like Obama setting the Constitution on fire and Lincoln bowing down to Trump) piss me off, but this one is sort of delightful
Conservatives are always the real victims; just ask them.
“You first – show me the way.”
Goddam death cult.
Since he includes in his list o’ dates, 1/6/2021 we know where he stands on the idea of insurrection.
Sorry, boyo, you are beyond help.
Rudy dressed up like Abraham Lincoln to make a video in support of VA Governor candidate Glenn Youngkin. This is real.
That might be the second most embarrassing video Rudy has appeared in lately.
Well, technically he didn’t dress up; he used a video filter, which arguably makes him look even more ridiculous.
Wait, wait, wait. Is that for fucking real? Is some take off on the onion?
I’m serious, is that for real?
It warms my heart!
Lock them up!
(before they do it to us)
Meh. If he were really being punished, he’d have a “Hillary 2016” hat fastened (nailed?) to his head. And all the walls would be mirrors.
Any bets on whether those “made in the USA” welcome mats are actually made in the USA?
And whether the money made from them will stay in the USA? 
That is just begging for the old turd-in-a-flaming-paper-sack prank.
I think that’s just 2 donations if you don’t unclick that box. But if you don’t unclick the first box, it’s a monthly donation. So they can get more than one donation either way. If you don’t unclick both boxes, well, sucks to be stupid. And I love the way the the $250 square is screaming “pick me!” “pick me!”. It’s still so crazy to me that his fans fall for this stuff.