Uh, maybe I can start a bidding war with Susan? I’d be willing to go real high for homemade biscuits.
This case FINALLY went to trial. A-hole was sentenced to two days in jail. He, of course, continues to serve in the Kansas Senate.
B-b-but a catio… <said wistfully…>
Can’t compete with a catio, but I do have a very cuddly (once he gets to know you) dachshund. 
Ach! My Achilles heel… 
Well, with dachshunds you know the saying – Death from the ankles down!
“The cruelty is the point.”
(Too bad Adam Serwer didn’t trademark that phrase; he’d be able to fund all the infrastructure bills himself, if he had.)
Capitol rioter claims there’s no such person as Ashli Babbitt, and Individual 1 is still President.
Wow. 
Great, now what do we do with this Blutfahne?
Yeah, blah, blah, these people are just trying to get attention by ramping up the outlandish. If my bather is even crazier than yours, the cameras will turn in my direction. We need to stop giving them air (and, you know, maybe stop giving them air). And, fuck rawstory for feeding them and for their fucked up site.
This part made me laugh. I grew up in 0B. It’s not some sleepy little podunk where everyone knows everyone - it’s sprawling coastal SoCal suburbia surrounded on three sides by more suburbia and with a major theme park next door. Wikipedia gives its population as 32,000.
You could no more know everyone from there than could know the entire population of some state capitals.
From the indictment:
WEISBECKER talked about Ashli Babbitt, who was supposedly shot in the U.S. Capitol
and was from O.B. (Ocean Beach). WEISBECKER said she did not exist as he
knew everyone from that area, and that he has asked his friends, and no one knew
her.
All 31,000+ of them.
Ninja’d by the post immediately above yours.
Cruelty? Check.
Poor taste? Check.
Grifting the rubes? Check.
Involvement of a Trump? Check
“Guns don’t kill chained up animals, subhumans kill chained up animals”.
Dehumanizing language? Interesting.
Not really, just a general purpose insult directed at an individual. Its not as if people who hunt chained up animals are a specific ethinic group whose dehumanization would encourage the violation of their human rights. But nice try at the tu quoque .
Okay, just looked at Twitter and there’s a hashtag faucilieddogsdied. Can it get any weirder?
I dunno, I’d say that, with only the slightest margin of error, that group is entirely white.