Luckily, he only needs to “negotiate” with people too stupid to understand the Constitution. That’s the benefit of a coup!
Do you mean the very fragile and flammable piece of paper he doesn’t care about?
Maybe he doesn’t care about the chickenscratch text on the front, but what about the totally cool treasure map on the back?
What kind of idiot are you? The map is on the back of the Declaration of Independence. The back of the constitution is more constitution (one of the first cases of two-side printing).
The part I’m failing to grasp is how eating a pizza and a half a day for 18 months proves – or even demonstrates – the pizzas’ quality has deteriorated.
Oh I think he cares about it… as a potential source of cash. Can you imagine if he could get the Chinese and the… let’s see…the Russians…and maybe the Taliban into a three-way bidding war over the original – Yeah! That’s the ticket! He could drag it out for months and be all over the news 24/7. Top THAT, Sleepy Joe!
And in the end, he’d take the $$ and never deliver the goods! Ha! 
I’ve been wanting to find a use for that emoji.
Logic? Sorry, does not apply.
The part I’m failing to grasp is how this bonerhead is in any way newsworthy.
Well when he first started, eating the pizza he enjoyed it but after 18 months of eating nothing but pizza he reached the point that he couldn’t stand the sight of it. That must conclusively prove that the pizza has gotten worse.
That’s just what THEY want you to think. The map on the back of the Declaration of Independence just leads you to a location watched by the CIA. The REAL map is on the back of the constitution, written overtop of this so-called “more constitution” in invisible ink.
Masquerading as Ossie Davis.
“I’m thinking with sand here!”
I not only understand that reference, I own that movie.
I love that movie.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Wiki’d Ossie, hoping a film title would jog me that reference - the man appeared in an impressive number of movies. How about letting us pathetic outsiders in?
Dan
The great BUBBA HO-TEP.
This was, believe it or not, the second time in two days I’ve seen that movie referenced, too. Quite delightful.
Word from a radio news outlet near his district is that he’s aiming for Governor of Illinois but president hasn’t been ruled out.
Washington’s DC Fraternal Order of Police illegally sold whiskey as fund-raising project. Actually, it was a big old grift, because even though they took in over $500,000 they only made about $11,000.
And they had no licenses, permits, nothing that allowed them to sell liquor across state lines, except their badges. When asked, numerous times, about the legality of the scheme -they basically said, of course it’s legal, we’re cops.
Oh, and the guy that headed the grift wasn’t a cop and wasn’t from DC, he was a Walmart security guard from Tennessee. I’m assuming he was white, though.
(Gifted link, non-paywalled for two weeks, doesn’t count against your free views).