NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Ted “Zodiac” Cruz coming after Big Bird. I thought Republicans were friendly to Big Birdness? Sen. Ted Cruz Trolls Big Bird After Sesame Street Covid-19 Vaccine Tweet

You are so lucky, I am pining for the fnords.

Yesterday Democrats passed an infrastructure bill. Republicans got angry at a big pretend bird.

So the (big) bird is the word?

As usual, a piss-poor job of trolling by The Fleeing Senator.

That Big Bird is no Murphy Brown.

Just sigh. I hope this teacher can get some mental help.

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Seriously, with these people, the memes just fucking make themselves.

I’m sure someone’s parent picked this curriculum, so that’s OK.

Even though I live far, far away from Dallas, I fully support them. And every time I see a QAnon supporter I signal this by giving them a hearty cry of “Far Q!”

“Record Dow poses new challenges for Biden.”

The senator later tweeted Sunday afternoon poking fun at the backlash he got for the propaganda, saying liberals were triggered by Big Bird.

Hey, dumbfuck, nobody’s “triggered” – they’re mocking you!

We’re laughing at you, not with you.

So, got any reservations in Cancun this winter?

I think BB responded but I haven’t found it yet-can’t look at twitter at workdontchaknow.

He knows all the buzzwords sent down from central command, he just doesn’t know how to use them.

Many find Sesame Street helpful for learning how to use big words correctly in a sentence, count to 10, and identify colors.

Propaganda paid for by Big Words

Brainwashing our children to stand in Number Lines, like they had in the Soviet Union

Do I even need to explain that this kind of woke nonsense is the REAL racism?

Check out how the right wing are characterizing it: Ted Cruz slaps back at Big Bird for sharing coronavirus vaccine ''propaganda" on Twitter

“Slaps back”? :face_with_raised_eyebrow: Big Bird slapped first? Seriously? How did such a huge percentage of our populace get to be so deranged and how have they survived this long into adulthood?

Ted Cruz [R-TX] DESTROYS Big Bird [D-CA] with FACTS and LOGIC

I hear Faux News is up in arms too. They assert that Big Bird is spreading propaganda. Vaccinations against a killer virus is, to Republicans, propaganda. Where were they in 1972 when Sesame Street was spreading the word about measles vaccinations?
Seriously Republicans, you guys are truly fucked in your heads.